#1
funny

Next time some one calls, I'm going to insist they're Leon =]
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#3
telemarketers are assholes

one time i didnt recognize the number on the caller id, so i pretended to have some
rediculous accent just for a bit of fun, but it turned out to be my neighbor
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#5
Quote by sysdown27
telemarketers are assholes

one time i didnt recognize the number on the caller id, so i pretended to have some
rediculous accent just for a bit of fun, but it turned out to be my neighbor

HAHAAHA lol i do the same and one time it was my work
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#6
you should say

'can i have your full name...and your address' and phone number'

'...why cant i have your home address and phone number you know MY address without my authorisation'


best one i ever did was i was having friends round for a dinner i picked up the phone and just said

'...go away'
#10
Some guy called today trying to sell me a long distance phone plan and I couldn't think of anything witty so I was like "I'm sorry sir, I don't have a phone" and the guy's like "wait- (pause) - are you interested in a long distance phone plan?" and I repeat that I don't have a phone until he hung up

Edit: hmm, I'll try the fapping next time, no thinking required!
#11
Just tell them whoever they are trying to contact is dead. Atleast thats what I do.
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#12
My dad is hilarious at these, we honestly get like 3 a week, and every time it's gold, I don't know how he makes up these completely retarded stories just to **** with the people.