#1
write your totally random/funny quotes for all UGers to see!

ill start off
"that'd be sooo awesome - a full body condom!"

a guy in my class sed that.......
lol
#3
Quote by ASHMAN24
write your totally random/funny quotes for all UGers to see!

ill start off
"that'd be sooo awesome - a full body condom!"

a guy in my class sed that.......
lol


It's from Naked Gun. Fail.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
Friend: "dude it's raining outside and it's in the middle of the night"
Me: "ok"
Friend: "I'm gonna go out and jump trampoline"
Me: "don't forget to bring your helmet"
Friend: "and ice cream"
Me: "yes of course"
Friend: "and the sewing machine"
Me: "why would you want that, you don't have any needles"
Friend: "****"

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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#5
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
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#7
"a guy in my class sed that......."
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#8
Quote by strat0blaster
"a guy in my class sed that......."


his cousin knows Herman Li

it's true


/typical pit response
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#10
"I woke up in the middle of the night, and i heard footsteps. it turned out to be my brother on the toilet"

this from the same guy as the full body condom, in the middle of class, with our teacher right behind him.
#11
Quote by ASHMAN24
"I woke up in the middle of the night, and i heard footsteps. it turned out to be my brother on the toilet"

this from the same guy as the full body condom, in the middle of class, with our teacher right behind him.



Wow, you have a RANDOM, CRAZY F0RK OF DOOM life.
#12
Quote by ASHMAN24
write your totally random/funny quotes for all UGers to see!

ill start off
"that'd be sooo awesome - a full body condom!"

a guy in my class sed that.......
lol

"I want you to know i practice safe sex" said frank.
"so do I" said Jane.

*cue scene*
I'm Steve
#13
Quote by minibrowny
Wow, you have a RANDOM, CRAZY F0RK OF DOOM life.



minibrowny - now with 10% more legend.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#14
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minibrowny - now with 10% more legend.



Only 10%? Someone just LOST THEIR BIRTHDAY PRESENT.


Disclaimer: above statement may not be true. Birthday present does not exist.
#15
5 gallons of gas. A toy poodle. And a highway flare.
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#17
you get thrown out a window and catch fire. 5 seconds later, you will blow up. i said that randomly when me and my friend were going to the caff.
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#18
Me:Ah I see the bus.
Friend:Excellent
(buss go out of sight)
Me:Were the hell did it go?
Friend: I ate it!
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#20
someone else looking at at cells through a microscope in biology class: "haha, look how stupid that one is, he's going around in circles"
#21
If being gay is a disease we should all call in queer to work.

"Hello? Yeah. Sorry, can't come in to work today. Still queer."
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#22
Quote by seljer
someone else looking at at cells through a microscope in biology class: "haha, look how stupid that one is, he's going around in circles"


This is the only funny one so far.