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#1
I guess this is a sort of game.


Everybody, what's in your wallet?

I'll start.
-13 bucks
-wallmart card
-school card
-assorted buisness cards
-bank card
-social security number
-condom
-Nicoraguaian 10 cordabas

GO!
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#2
red condom
yellow condom
tan condom
green condom
blue condom
tan condom
$11
paperclip
fake ID that looks like Osama Bin laden
Pokedex
I'm Steve
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#4
5 dollars in change. credit card/bank card. ID. Condom.

and an air miles card

can't forget the air miles card.
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#7
My wifes fingers.
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#8
No money
Receipt for Strings and a string winder
Bus pass
Bank card
National Insurance card
College ID card
HMV gift card x2
Rileys membership card

That's it.

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#9
-$11
-Debit Card
-Student ID
-Driver's License
-Card to open a certain door
-Pictures of 3 high school friends
-Random gift cards
-Random hotel keys
-Library card
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#11
35 dollars
Debit Card
3 credit cards
ID & SS card
Portable ShamWOW
Picture of the ShamWOW guy.
Portable German made box-cutter (Because the Germans make good stuff.)
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#12
$0
ID
Debit card
Insurance card
Borders card
Best Buy Reward Zone card
Social Security card
Six movie ticket stubs
Old school ID
Gamestop EDGE card
About 10 Maximum Tune 2 and 3 tuner cards.


That's all I can think of.
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#13
hmmm

like $15
Long and McQuade gift card
American Eagle giftcard
pre-order receipt for CoD5
school ID
wonderland seasons pass
SPC card
pictures
Movie cards (scene, amc movie watchers)

and so on and such forth
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#14
why keep ur ss card in your wallet? you should just know it by memory
I see no sign of fortress.
#15
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35 dollars
Debit Card
3 credit cards
ID & SS card
Portable ShamWOW
Picture of the ShamWOW guy.
Portable German made box-cutter (Because the Germans make good stuff.)


You only have apicture of the shamWOW guy I have the actual guy. Not in my wallet though he is in my basement.
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#20
Quote by Phorgot
why keep ur ss card in your wallet? you should just know it by memory

Because if you're going in for a job, or going somewhere that needs it, then you have it on you already.

I do know my SSN by heart, but that's not enough for businesses, etc.
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#21
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
#22
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You only have apicture of the shamWOW guy I have the actual guy. Not in my wallet though he is in my basement.


Pics or it didn't happen. Actually, vids. Do it all in one continuous shot, and be sure to keep up, camera guy.
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#23
Debit card
Buss tickets
Library card
20 bucks
Health card
West 49 card
Student card
Itunes card
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#24
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Because if you're going in for a job, or going somewhere that needs it, then you have it on you already.

I do know my SSN by heart, but that's not enough for businesses, etc.


unless you constantly get layed off from jobs, there's no need to keep it there.

whatever just ignore me
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#25
My wallet was stolen the day before yesterday
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#26
-A bunch of receipts for food and such
-I.D
-Driver's license
-Bank/Credit card
-Bus card
-Gym Card
-Club regular Card
-Sickness insurance Card
-Library card
-3 regular customer cards for different stores
-A plectrum
-Football season card
-2 business cards
-Bank account number card
-The keycard to my cabin from last night
-Fallout 3 pre-order receipt
-not the slightest clue of actual cash.
#28
Phorgot is right. It is somewhat of a bad idea to keep your SS card in your wallet. If it gets stolen your ****ed.
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#29
£10 note and about 37P in change.
Two condoms.
Random bus tickets.
UCAS card.
Libary card ('cause I'm so hard).
Out of date pool club card.
Debit card.
Natitional Insurance card.
EHIC card.
Provisional drivers licence card.
#31
Okay...

$1 (Yeah, one dollar)
Grandfather's boyscouts stuff (Hey, it was his wallet, so..)
Condom x3
Lubricant (lolwut)
Picture of Cliff Burton
Student ID
Social Security
Blood Donor card thing
Doctor's info card thing
Micarelli's card thing (local music shop)
Fake offical member of the RV Owners Club. (Says Lou Skunt on it)
Old family business card
School schedule
Emergency bass pick
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#32
$1.00
Two pennies
student id
a snickers
12 picks
18 broken picks
a note
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#33
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Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

The man carries a purse.
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#34
£4
House Key
College ID
Newcastle United Season Ticket (its a card)
Driving Licence
Bank Card
National Insurance Card
Blood Donor Card
Child Protection Card (I need this for Football coaching)


Holy ****
I never realised how much important stuff I have in my wallet. I really should take some of this stuff out
#35
lemme check...a moth flew out

but for real
-3 tickets for free movies in a theater i'll never go to again
-gamestop edge card
-3 hot topic 15% off cards with 4 stamps each (kickass 15% off )
-my favorite clayton triangle .80mm pick
-my second favorite heavvy fender red,white&blue pick
-school I.D.
-$35.30 for a t-shirt at the ac/dc show i'm going to
oh and it says badass motherf*cker on it
#36
£26.21
a guitar pick
hmv receipt
bus pass
library card
ucas card
provisional drivers licence
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#37
$1000
Drivers License
lots of business and appointment cards from various places
bank card
credit card
various photos

oh and BTW don't keep condoms in your wallet kids, it weakens them and makes them more likely to break.
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#38
Taxi cards
A card for the flats I'm living in
National insurance number card
National Rail student card shizzle
Bank card
Various bank statements
A £5 note
£4.40 in change
The receipt for my rent
A Blackpool tram ticket
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#40
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why keep $1000 in your wallet? what if you lose it?


I usually don't, long story...

normally I try to keep less than $50 cash since i have credit and debit cards.
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