#1
I woke up
5 in the evening
bad taste in mouth
(at least I got to watch movies on night shift)
(what strange hours, 4 to 7 in the morning)
go to the bathroom
this place smells like urine
soap makes my hands smell fresh
must find food
it is raining outside
too lazy to put anything on
my socks are getting wet
good thing I remembered my key
swipe the card to get in
please give me something edible
this substance tastes stale
what did I just step in?

trudge back home
return to my cell of a room
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#2
wtf? i don't get it...
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