#1
Ok, for those of you that missed my last thread about this. One of the things I want to do on the guitar is to cover the song Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday. If you haven't seen it you haven't been on the internet long enough, so youtube it. Anyway, I did not want to use the same lyrics he did, so I asked the good and loyal pit to help me come up with lyrics. This is what we accomplished.

Note: Before you criticize anything, remember that I did not write this, you all did.

So here it is.

The Pit's Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Rain- This is the Pit we are #1
Chocolate Rain- First post goes to me, and I enjoy tacos

Chocolate Rain - My songs suck and I think I'm a meme
Chocolate Rain - My house is where she will go for fun

Chocolate Rain- someone should record a rock version of that song
Chocolate Rain- I Cum Blood and I'll never fap the same

Chocolate Rain- Good job. You wrote that yourself?
Chocolate Rain- fap once, fap twice, fap once again

Chocolate Rain- Some stay dry and others don't
Chocolate Rain- I searched and can't find them

Chocolate Rain- snorting crack goes right into your brain
Chocolate Rain- I like to dance when I take meh trousers off.

Chocolate Rain- Beautiful, isn't it
Chocolate Rain- I remember the vocals in chocolate rain being better than this

Chocolate Rain- The searchbar retards don't know how to use
Chocolate Rain- But it's a wh0re everyone uses it

Chocolate Rain- the porno shop next door is up for rent
Chocolate Rain- tastes like a waffle?

Chocolate Rain- the LOL WUT pear it only gets you banned
Chocolate Rain- Its gone dude, sucks to be him

Chocolate Rain- i love circle jerking, even when it causes emotional pain.
Chocolate Rain- Oh man, Oh god, OH MAN , OH GOD!!!

Chocolate Rain- I kill then rape
Chocolate Rain- another name for a rooster starts with a c and ends with k

Chocolate Rain- i just cummed blood on my toy airplaine
Chocolate Rain- i cum chocotale blood in pain

Chocolate Rain- lol lol wut your insane
Chocolate Rain- Better than Vanilla Ice

Chocolate Rain- Want Some Jello Lolol
Chocolate Rain- Rock version's been done, really well too.

Chocolate Rain- Whammy without a whammy bar epic fails
Chocolate Rain- oh my God I see tits on a whale

Chocolate Rain- Tom ran fast, but not enough,
Chocolate Rain- Russel, what the ****

Chocolate Rain- on pants there is a cum blood stain
Chocolate Rain- without pics it didnt happen

Chocolate Rain- some grow hair and others stay the same
Chocolate Rain- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


So there you have it. I will get right on making this song. If you want I may put it up on my profile when its done. It may take some time though.

Possible Distractions
1.) I have other hobbies besides guitar
2.) This is not the only song I am learning
3.) Gears of War 2 (When it comes out, everything including this becomes secondary)
4.) I don't have a computer mike, so I should probably get one.
5.) Other than procrastination nothing much really.

Thanks a billion
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#2
This is not humorous.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#3
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This is not humorous.

I am goign to say something I never say.

I agree
#4
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This is not humorous.

Agreed,
In the pit we do not assume we are hilarious,
we meekly offer our thoughts and hope they are not mocked
this idea shall be mocked
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be the music, not the scene
#5
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This is not humorous.


MedicreDemon is not amused.
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#6
awesome
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#7
Quote by MedicreDemon
This is not humorous.


hey, I diddn't do anything, it was all the idiots in my previous thread who came up with all this.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#9
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Ok, for those of you that missed my last thread about this. One of the things I want to do on the guitar is to cover the song Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday. If you haven't seen it you haven't been on the internet long enough, so youtube it. Anyway, I did not want to use the same lyrics he did, so I asked the good and loyal pit to help me come up with lyrics. This is what we accomplished.

Note: Before you criticize anything, remember that I did not write this, you all did.

So here it is.

The Pit's Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Rain- This is the Pit we are #1
Chocolate Rain- First post goes to me, and I enjoy tacos

Chocolate Rain - My songs suck and I think I'm a meme
Chocolate Rain - My house is where she will go for fun

Chocolate Rain- someone should record a rock version of that song
Chocolate Rain- I Cum Blood and I'll never fap the same

Chocolate Rain- Good job. You wrote that yourself?
Chocolate Rain- fap once, fap twice, fap once again

Chocolate Rain- Some stay dry and others don't
Chocolate Rain- I searched and can't find them

Chocolate Rain- snorting crack goes right into your brain
Chocolate Rain- I like to dance when I take meh trousers off.

Chocolate Rain- Beautiful, isn't it
Chocolate Rain- I remember the vocals in chocolate rain being better than this

Chocolate Rain- The searchbar retards don't know how to use
Chocolate Rain- But it's a wh0re everyone uses it

Chocolate Rain- the porno shop next door is up for rent
Chocolate Rain- tastes like a waffle?

Chocolate Rain- the LOL WUT pear it only gets you banned
Chocolate Rain- Its gone dude, sucks to be him

Chocolate Rain- i love circle jerking, even when it causes emotional pain.
Chocolate Rain- Oh man, Oh god, OH MAN , OH GOD!!!

Chocolate Rain- I kill then rape
Chocolate Rain- another name for a rooster starts with a c and ends with k

Chocolate Rain- i just cummed blood on my toy airplaine
Chocolate Rain- i cum chocotale blood in pain

Chocolate Rain- lol lol wut your insane
Chocolate Rain- Better than Vanilla Ice

Chocolate Rain- Want Some Jello Lolol
Chocolate Rain- Rock version's been done, really well too.

Chocolate Rain- Whammy without a whammy bar epic fails
Chocolate Rain- oh my God I see tits on a whale

Chocolate Rain- Tom ran fast, but not enough,
Chocolate Rain- Russel, what the ****

Chocolate Rain- on pants there is a cum blood stain
Chocolate Rain- without pics it didnt happen

Chocolate Rain- some grow hair and others stay the same
Chocolate Rain- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


So there you have it. I will get right on making this song. If you want I may put it up on my profile when its done. It may take some time though.

Possible Distractions
1.) I have other hobbies besides guitar
2.) This is not the only song I am learning
3.) Gears of War 2 (When it comes out, everything including this becomes secondary)
4.) I don't have a computer mike, so I should probably get one.
5.) Other than procrastination nothing much really.

Thanks a billion


*RazorTheAwesome used confusion ray!*

*hyroglyphh!c is now confused!*

It's super effective!
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#11
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
hey, I diddn't do anything, it was all the idiots in my previous thread who came up with all this.

1. It's really stupid
2. why didn't you post it there?
3. see my previous post, because i am not amused
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be the music, not the scene
#12
Wow, the Pit sucks at making parodies.
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This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


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Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#13
Quote by hyroglyph!c
*RazorTheAwesome used confusion ray!*

*hyroglyphh!c is now confused!*

It's super effective!


RazortheAwesome uses flamethrower


Quote by ShredGod George
1. It's really stupid
2. why didn't you post it there?
3. see my previous post, because i am not amused


1.)I know
2.)I did
3.)I know you are not amused.

Here let me help express your not amussedness



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Wow, the Pit sucks at making parodies.


You mean that was never more obvious.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#14
William Murderface hasn't been amused ever since those bugs went in his weiner.

Anyways, I am not amused either.
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#15
This seems Ironic, this song was written by the pit and yet the pit hates it. I can't wait to see what happens when I finish this song.

Anyways this thread is no longer amusing, yes, its my song and I am agreeing with you all.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#16
It's the Pit, I mean c'mon.
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#17
If you need a nice baritone to record that, I will study it and listen to it and re-record it with those lyrics.
#18
Quote by Eric 666
If you need a nice baritone to record that, I will study it and listen to it and re-record it with those lyrics.


nah I can do this on my own
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#20
i thought it was great! i lauged a couple times
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#21
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
nah I can do this on my own


alright suit yourself Good job though, it does represent the pit pretty well.
#22
What was going through your head when you made that? That's one of the unfunniest things I've ever read.