#1
It's hilarious though. "He went to Tienanmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them.



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#2
Fake.
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#3
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Fake.

This.
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#7
so fake

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#8
I have a project on walt whitman due next week
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#10
I just stumbled these essays an hour ago
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#11
who cares ?

it's genious.
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#13
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i bet he got zero in the research department, but decent in the mechanics
#15
"Walt Witemen believed that the only good China man was a dead China man, so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them."

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#16
You seriously had to ask!? That's faked. Too retarded to be anything else.\

Anyway: hahahaha @ Joke.
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#17
Is this kid serious?
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#18
FAKE yet hilarious,
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#19
Probably fake cos they're on the internet, but I know people who have handed in way stupider stuff than that.

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#21
hahahaha
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#22
They could be real... I've turned in equally retarded essays. If you're failing a class beyond belief, why not have a little fun with it?

I also wrote essays like this on practice SATs and stuff like that. Those tests we all took that didn't really count for shit.
#23
fake (the second essay looks like the editing was done on ms paint)

but god those were hilarious!
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#24
Wait, DEFINATELY fake. Mentions stuff like emos, LiveJournal and the word "faggotry," yet it is dated 2000. Doesn't make it any less funny though.

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#28
I wonder what Emocakes would taste like...Probably salty.

Those were hilarious though.
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#29
probably fake.

I've written essays funnier than that though, but I'd never have the balls to turn one of my joke essays in for a grade. I always rewrite them.
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#31
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Emo, LiveJournal, and faggotry were all around before 2000.


But not in the capacity they are now. Mentioning all three at once, seems fishy to me.

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#34
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While his are good, I like this one better

http://www.rudezone.net/essay/

You'd love the referencing.






-2 with every cuss word, and uses of the words gay, dildo, sex, ect.
He still got a D- though.
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#35
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True.

They're still funny though.


Oh definitely.

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Did he pass with a D-? hahahahahaha


I can't believe he got a 61 for that. Genius.

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#36
Did anyone else notice how the second one went from an essay to a story?
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#37
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If I was a teacher...I just don't know how I could put an F on that...
I'd give him a C for making me laugh.

Meh. If he had made me laugh, I would have given him a C--he didn't though, so I'd give him a zero in place of an F.
With that said though, if he handed in a second one, there would have been no "laugh" factor involved. Though the "joined a gang to get his 'props'" line was good.

But I really doubt those are real. A kid at my school made one of those last year. Some real obscene essay about Lord of the Flies--pretended to hand it in, marks and shit, posted it on Facebook. People thought he was the coolest guy in the world till they found out he hadn't turned it in and faked the whole thing.
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#38
he referenced tubgirl...
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#39
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FAKE yet hilarious,



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