#1
as cliche as it is for a pit thread, but i need woman help, if this falls under the relationship thread criteria i will hapily close it and repost it in there, but anyways.
A girl I have liked for some time was being all flirty tonight, and one thing led to another and now im sappoused to teach her to play guitar, but Im not even that good, and would like some suggestions as to what to teach her, she already said she wants to learn "Your Guardian Angel" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus which is fine because I know how to play it, but should I learn the main chords and teach her those, or just teach her songs???

too long to read; teaching girl i like to play guitar, i have no idea where to start
#2
why don't you start her where you started? seems logical, eh?
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#3
chords. don't mean to be rude, but i have a feeling she wont stick with it. but chords i would go for
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#5
Sit her on your lap with both your pants off THEN teach her, if you arn't confident with teaching guitar, in this situation, the guitar teaching will be over in a matter of minutes.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
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#6
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give her a condom and say they work better then guitar picks.





this = answer
#7
oh i have a feeling she wont stick with it too, the point wasn't to add another guitar player to the world, it was to get a lady friend im thinking chords too
#10
she doesn't want to learn guitar.


she wants your penis.
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#12
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she doesn't want to learn guitar.


she wants your penis.

most people wont just 'cum' out and say that though
#13
She just wants an excuse to hang out with you. That's just what it sounds like to me.

Plus asking the pit for girl advice is wrong. Everyone knows no one in the pit can get laid.
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#14
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She just wants an excuse to hang out with you. That's just what it sounds like to me.

Plus asking the pit for girl advice is wrong. Everyone knows no one in the pit can get laid.

its worth a try though, and i havent heard fap or rape yet
#15
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Plus asking the pit for girl advice is wrong. Everyone knows no one in the pit can get laid.


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#17
Quote by Foible776
She just wants an excuse to hang out with you. That's just what it sounds like to me.

Plus asking the pit for girl advice is wrong. Everyone knows no one in the pit can get laid.



Well, im 14 and i've gotten further then alot of Pit Monkeys.


I find it depressing.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#18
I taught a ladyfriend the acoustic version of everlong once....actually, it was about 3 months ago
teach her easy popular songs

dont try to each her anything too dificult or it will intimidate her. teach her easy things and gradually get harder :]

teach her the acoustic version of everlong by the foo fighters, when your teaching her, or when she's playing it, if one of you or both of you play it right, it can set a pretty romantic mood :d
oh, and it helps if one of you can sing
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#19
It doesn't work, i've had this happen, but she was too freaking retarded to play anything. But her parents made me dinner and it was pretty freaking good. Get some food out of it and you'll be fine.
#20
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as cliche as it is for a pit thread, but i need woman help, if this falls under the relationship thread criteria i will hapily close it and repost it in there,
no, this isn't a relationship thread.


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teaching girl i like to play guitar, i have no idea where to start
start in Guitar & Bass Basics.
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