#1
So, I can't believe i'm asking the Pit of all people to help me, but I've already become one with you guys, so oh well.

Okay, so my girlfriend is in California, and I am in Oregon. We want to see each other again, and her family is falling apart(her dad may lose his job, her mom is gone, and they haven't got much money). I figured I may as well get some plane tickets and fly back for a couple of days(we'd drive, but I doubt the folks would really want to :p), but one problem: I ain't got no money!! I need help for ideas on how I can get good money. I can only think of playing my guitar(yes I do play) or tutor, but those wouldn't make much.

I will not:
-fap in public(not at all, don't call me a p***y)
-rape a girl or create a porno(think a little guys/girls!)
-anything sick or vile like the above.

Can you help me?
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#2
you can get a job?
Something simple.
Like mow people's lawns.
Trim the hedges.
It was a graveyard smash.
#3
Get a job
Busk
Give guitar lessons
Tutor harder
Sell blood/sperm/organs

Ill be back when I think of more.

Edit: You could have a sign while you busk that said something romantic like how you were working to see your girl. People might donate more.
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#9
I may as well sig that, InvaderTSN. Something about it just cracked me up. So jobs like cutting lawns, trimmin' hedges would be great, just that man its cold in Oregon during the winter! I'll try, though.

EDIT: ah, yes. That makes more sense(see, Pit? You make me think naughty before I think rationally!)
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#12
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Busk? Do I even want to know?



DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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#14
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I make over 60 bucks a week giving guitar lessons to only 3 people and I'm only 13...
Don't know how soon you need the money though.
How much is a ticket?


I guess that depends on where I get it and availability. I suppose a good 'cheap' one would be like $250-$500 That is only an estimate, though.

Maybe I could tutor, then... hmmm..
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#15
Quote by sk8ordie97
im from oregon too!
where u from??


Sorry bout the double post!

I live in lala land - wait, are you a pedophile?
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Last edited by black amendment at Oct 25, 2008,
#17
Ok, Get your Girl to head to Mexico While you rob a bank then head for the border also! Reunite in Mexico & every body wins!

COME ON DO IT!!
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#18
gunners fan... um... interesting idea, but I don't think robbing a bank will make more of a hero than a person who will end up in jail. Thanks for trying, though; it may come down to that one day!
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#21
Quote by black amendment


I will not:
-fap in public(not at all, don't call me a p***y)
-rape a girl or create a porno(think a little guys/girls!)
-anything sick or vile like the above.

Can you help me?



What about a guy??

Nah but really, Busk or tutor..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#22
put an add in the paper saying that you need some work... or have a garage sale when your parents leave, and sell all kinds of sh*t