#1


nodody makes me one so i'll have to do it
Vintage V-100, EMG 81&60
Chapman ML-1

Jet City JCA20H
#5
Happy ____ Years and 9 months Parental Fu(king without condom day!
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#6
I brought cak...wait, Fuck!

this is why we need to check with each other before getting things

Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#7
Quote by CaptainRon
K, coo'



I got the cake!

That looks like a hard cock. Have fun on your birthday!
#8
Quote by Carswell98
I brought cak...wait, Fuck!

this is why we need to check with each other before getting things



the sac seems to be getting swarmed by some odd little blood/cum sucking creatures. the poor guy
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i love me some bunnys



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Anybody up for a WookieCore Band? You let me know.

Watch me as i Rock on...
#11
happy b'day
Call me Cam
Quote by DirtyMakik
I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#14




Happy birthday, I got you two baby pukekos!

Arn't they cute?
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#17
party on!!!
Quote by thanksgiving
You facepalm like a pro... man I want you in bed.
#18


i got the stripper
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#19
Quote by x_thurston_x


i got the stripper


You had to go and outshine all of us didnt you?


WE HAD AN AGREEMENT NOTHING OVER $2 !

And dont lie i know Rosie O' Donnell only takes notes
#20
Quote by ADCME
You had to go and outshine all of us didnt you?

WE HAD AN AGREEMENT NOTHING OVER $2 !

And dont lie i know Rosie O' Donnell only takes notes


She owes me a favor...

Don't ask
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#21
Quote by Carswell98
I brought cak...wait, Fuck!

this is why we need to check with each other before getting things




why did you leave me
Quote by DrLoveFuzz
I'd rather listen to my parents having sex than LCD Soundsystem.
#22
ok

i got myself an ibanez s320 and a roland cube 15x
Vintage V-100, EMG 81&60
Chapman ML-1

Jet City JCA20H
#25
I kind of wish I didn't click this thread.

Happy Bday anyway, dude.
S T R A W B E R R I E S
<333


sex

Strawberries
#26
happy birthday!
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#29
People made me a thread on my birthday. I must be cooler than you

But really, happy birthday! I got you a Squier, lolz.



lolz
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#30
Happy birthday!
I got you a playmat



Wait.. how old are you now?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#31
Quote by el-ECTRO
Happy birthday!
I got you a playmat



Wait.. how old are you now?

It doesn't matter, it's a FREAKING PLAYMAT!
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#32
When I originally read this I thought it was Squier guitars birthday... HAPPY BIRTHDAY all the same!
#33
Quote by Drybananna
I kind of wish I didn't click this thread.

Happy Bday anyway, dude.


Yeah, it's randomly addictive.
#34
Quote by PlayMadness
It doesn't matter, it's a FREAKING PLAYMAT!


Oh yes, they are rather epic.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.