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#1
I just spent the night messing around with a girl, who I have no intention of becoming anything serious with. I've done it a few times before and it's always ended in tears for the other person. How do I restrain myself from becoming a pig?

"Castration."

There. I said it before anyone else, so don't try.
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#2
You cant, unfortunately its part of most males biology. We think about sex because we need to further the species.

yay, first first post ever

EDIT: That and the fact that sex is fun
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#4
Grow up? Try and control your sexual urges?

Or just continue doing what you're doing? As long as you make it clear what you're going to be doing (i.e. one night stand) then I don't think it's wrong.
#5
Only do it with girls whom you've made it clear to BEFOREHAND that you don't want to get into anything serious with.
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#7
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Just rape and/or kill them.

...

Dude, seriously.
#8
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You cant, unfortunately its part of most males biology. We think about sex because we need to further the species.

yay, first first post ever

EDIT: That and the fact that sex is fun


This.

But it is controllabe, find a girlfriend, cause you'll screw yourself over because everyones just going to look at you like a playa instead of a good guy...
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#9
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Only do it with girls whom you've made it clear BEFOREHAND that you don't want to get into anything serious with.

This ^

Or castration.
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#12
Be as piggish as you want to be. She'll **** your bestfriend anyway.
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#13
No harm in one night stands. I mean, if you hook up with some bird at some club and shag her at an after party, she'd have to be fairly deranged to think "This is the beginning of something serious!..." Unless you tell her otherwise of course. Just don't offer your number, and make it clear you're not up for a relationship, if the topic comes up.
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#16
I thought the title said:
"Talking with your dick"

Obviously I am disapointed.
#17
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Dude, seriously.

What? I'm being serious. Dead girls can't cry.
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#19
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I just spent the night messing around with a girl, who I have no intention of becoming anything serious with. I've done it a few times before and it's always ended in tears for the other person. How do I restrain myself from becoming a pig?

"Castration."

There. I said it before anyone else, so don't try.
stock up on supplies and it will all work out.

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#20
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stock up on supplies and it will all work out.

*Wank Tissues*

I don't think I've ever seen you post without a picture
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#21
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What? I'm being serious. Dead girls can't cry.


Agreed. Although they do give off some rather interesting smells after a while.
#22
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Agreed. Although they do give off some rather interesting smells after a while.

That's because they stop wearing perfume.
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#24
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I don't think I've ever seen you post without a picture
see, that's one of the beauties of using a picture. different people take away a different meaning. could be wank tissues, could be tissues for the other person's tears when he gives them a reason to cry.

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#25
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You pick girls you actually like.

This.

OR

Quote by rigiddigits
Only do it with girls whom you've made it clear to BEFOREHAND that you don't want to get into anything serious with.

This.


Not that hard, really, it isn't.
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#26
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I don't think I've ever seen you post without a picture


I think the tissues were for her crying, not for him fapping.

However, for added lulz, you could fap into the tissue then have her wipe her tears away with it.
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#27
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I think the tissues were for her crying, not for him fapping.

However, for added lulz, you could fap into the tissue then have her wipe her tears away with it.

I know -.-
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#28
You start thinking with your brain instead of your dick.
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#29
Quote by rigiddigits
Only do it with girls whom you've made it clear to BEFOREHAND that you don't want to get into anything serious with.


There you go, that's what I always do, even though I have a higher sex drive than Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy combined. Its not worth doing anything with someone if its gonna cause you bullshit afterwards.
#30
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I know -.-


I was actually just setting up my own joke using your quote. I wasn't trying to be rude, my apologies .
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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#31
Easy,
1 girlfriend for a real relationship
1 (or more) girlfridnd$ for sex and don't tell your other girlfriend.
#32
Is it really that hard to take into consideration the feelings of another person? You have to think of some kind of conscious strategy you can use to prevent yourself from being a dick? That's pretty lame, man.

Anyways, if you can't control yourself, you know what's going to happen. You're going to meet that one girl you really want a deep relationship with. You're going to try to passionately thrust your way into her life, but she'll know better. She'll pull you out of her life and then you'll have to jump through the hoops to penetrate the barrier she'll put up to keep you out. It'll then become a shitty romantic comedy with lots of sexual innuendo.
#33
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Is it really that hard to take into consideration the feelings of another person? You have to think of some kind of conscious strategy you can use to prevent yourself from being a dick? That's pretty lame, man.

Anyways, if you can't control yourself, you know what's going to happen. You're going to meet that one girl you really want a deep relationship with. You're going to try to passionately thrust your way into her life, but she'll know better. She'll pull you out of her life and then you'll have to jump through the hoops to penetrate the barrier she'll put up to keep you out. It'll then become a shitty romantic comedy with lots of sexual innuendo.

Story of my life.
#34
Aye, tell her beforehand what your exact intentions are.

Or, just do it anyway, put it on the Internet and soon become famous for your hilarious stories, I'm sure Tucker Max wouldn't mind!
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#35
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Is it really that hard to take into consideration the feelings of another person? You have to think of some kind of conscious strategy you can use to prevent yourself from being a dick? That's pretty lame, man.

Anyways, if you can't control yourself, you know what's going to happen. You're going to meet that one girl you really want a deep relationship with. You're going to try to passionately thrust your way into her life, but she'll know better. She'll pull you out of her life and then you'll have to jump through the hoops to penetrate the barrier she'll put up to keep you out. It'll then become a shitty romantic comedy with lots of sexual innuendo.


#36
Dont worry about it. When you move off to college no one will remember you anyways. And then you got a whole new batch that dont even know anything about you.
#37
self control?
do something entertaining besides girls
realize that other people have feelings
at least make sure you both know you're only fooling around before you start
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#38
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Is it really that hard to take into consideration the feelings of another person? You have to think of some kind of conscious strategy you can use to prevent yourself from being a dick? That's pretty lame, man.

Anyways, if you can't control yourself, you know what's going to happen. You're going to meet that one girl you really want a deep relationship with. You're going to try to passionately thrust your way into her life, but she'll know better. She'll pull you out of her life and then you'll have to jump through the hoops to penetrate the barrier she'll put up to keep you out. It'll then become a shitty romantic comedy with lots of sexual innuendo.

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#39
wank more.. then u'll be less sexually driven..

it works when u feel a bit shite aswell.. earlier i had a huge headache, after 6 hours of cod4.. so i thought " I know, I'll thwack one out" and i felt loads better afterwards.
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#40
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No harm in one night stands. I mean, if you hook up with some bird at some club and shag her at an after party, she'd have to be fairly deranged to think "This is the beginning of something serious!..." Unless you tell her otherwise of course. Just don't offer your number, and make it clear you're not up for a relationship, if the topic comes up.



Exactly what this guy said, golden rules of one-night stands:

1. Make sure she doesnt think its gunna turn in to anything serioud
2. Go back to hers, not yours
3. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT give her your number, make any excuse up. My personal favourite is "Im getting a new phone on contract being delivered to me in a couple days, so this one wont work, give me your number and i'll txt you my one when it comes" Works like a charm.
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