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#2
Id butter her English Muffins....
by which i mean (various sexual metaphors)
..by which i mean Do Her
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#4
I'd.... put my carrot... In her broth... hmm didn't really work
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Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#9
I'd butter her marsipan.
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#10
She's fucking irritating. And she has a name that implies her mother really wanted a boy.
#15
I'd love to put a meat course in her oven.
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#16
Quote by smb
She's fucking irritating. And she has a name that implies her mother really wanted a boy.



Her dads called Nigel
#17
Quote by Tw8xy
Her dads called Nigel
Sounds like someone is a fan
#18
Quote by smb
Sounds like someone is a fan



..you obviously dont know who Nigel Lawson is. Phail
#21
If not knowing tedious facts no-one gives a shit about is failing, then I'm happy to fail.

Want to watch someone hot on TV? There are better programs for that. Want to learn to cook? There are better programs for that. So why does she exist?
#22
I'd have sex with her.
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+1. This man knows his ****.


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#23
Quote by smb
If not knowing tedious facts no-one gives a shit about is failing, then I'm happy to fail.

Want to watch someone hot on TV? There are better programs for that. Want to learn to cook? There are better programs for that. So why does she exist?
Because she puts them together.

Anyone ever see the shooting stars piss take of Nigella Lawson?

The ingredients for most of the recipies ended in "and to top it all off, one of my bras"
#24
Quote by smb
If not knowing tedious facts no-one gives a shit about is failing, then I'm happy to fail.

Want to watch someone hot on TV? There are better programs for that. Want to learn to cook? There are better programs for that. So why does she exist?

She found a gap in the market, someone hot teaching cooking.

#25
I appear to have started a thing for food based sexual innuendo...im so proud *cries*
She has one of those voices too. Its just like..yes im cooking but you know id rather be bent over this stove...or is that just the voice im hearing in my head when i see her?
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#26
Quote by TEK34
She found a gap in the market, someone hot teaching cooking.


I'll find a gap in her market.
#28
Quote by Zolom
I appear to have started a thing for food based sexual innuendo...im so proud *cries*
She has one of those voices too. Its just like..yes im cooking but you know id rather be bent over this stove...or is that just the voice im hearing in my head when i see her?

Strange, I'm hearing that same voice...
#30
Quote by smb
If not knowing tedious facts no-one gives a shit about is failing, then I'm happy to fail.

Want to watch someone hot on TV? There are better programs for that. Want to learn to cook? There are better programs for that. So why does she exist?


Hardly tedious most people know who he is unless you are like 12. I thought you were a smart ass?
#32
Quote by freedoms_stain
Because she puts them together.

Anyone ever see the shooting stars piss take of Nigella Lawson?

The ingredients for most of the recipies ended in "and to top it all off, one of my bras"


that may be found HERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#34
She gives me erection...
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#35
Johnathon Ross has a fantasy of her and Delia Smith naked, cooking him a barbecue. Sounds good to me.

Cal edit: Sarah Beanie (Property LAdder) > Lawson

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Last edited by Cal UK at Oct 25, 2008,
#36
Quote by Tw8xy
Her dads called Nigel
And her mum was called Vanessa Salmon.


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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#38
Do not want.
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#39
Quote by Tw8xy
Hardly tedious most people know who he is unless you are like 12. I thought you were a smart ass?
Let it go. You're taking things way too seriously.
#40
i don't like her persona enough to listen to her talk about food, though i bet she could sex it up if she wanted to.

but i'd toss her salad anytime.

edit: oh, you know she wants it...

Last edited by dudius at Oct 25, 2008,
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