#5
^^^^ this is the only person that cares.


jk just party try and get friends to buy you drank and have a good time. get some strippers
I'm Steve
#6
Happy birthday ^^
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#7
Happy Birthday ... really wanna say something witty here for some reason ... guess I failed again ... ... enjoy it anyway.
#10
Happy Birthday!

Now go star in a porn movie.
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In the same thread

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#11
cheers!

now you can smoke, gamble, go to the strip club, and take home a hooker!
#12
first thing i'm doing when i'm 18...

gettin a crisp $20, and $40 of singles, headin over to the titty bar and getting 40 $1 titty hooks
#15
Well wherever you go (if any of your friends are under 18) make sure they let under 18's in. Trust me it happened on my 18th, sucks beiing the first in your group to be 18.

Anyway dude, have a great birthday



and in the immortal words of Andrew W.K, Party Hard.
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#16


here, i got you a camcorder, to use for the porn movie someone recommended

STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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#18
happy birthday!!!!! now you can do the following:vote,smoke,buy a hocker,gamble, buy a porno,buy an M rated game,be in a porno,and um idk what else,so.....cheers
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I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


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I once saw two snails fuck. It was pretty damn cool.
#19
oh!and you can get tattoos,have fun!
Quote by RU Experienced?
I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


Quote by darkstar2466
I once saw two snails fuck. It was pretty damn cool.
#20
congratulations


you can now be tried as an adult in court.
dont screw it up tonight.
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#21
Happy birthday dude
I sat next to a nun on the bus once, she said hi

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#22
Quote by saitenslayer
happy birthday!!!!! now you can do the following:vote,smoke,buy a hocker,gamble, buy a porno,buy an M rated game,be in a porno,and um idk what else,so.....cheers

M rated games are 17
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#23
We just lost another Pokémon Master...

Happy Birthday man!
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#26
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M rated games are 17

I waited two more years for Halo FOR NOTHING???
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#27
Quote by saitenslayer
happy birthday!!!!! now you can do the following:vote,smoke,buy a hocker,gamble, buy a porno,buy an M rated game,be in a porno,and um idk what else,so.....cheers

btw, what the sh!t is a hocker?
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#29
Quote by !normajean!
McCain
cause Obama sucks.

way too be..i'd vote that way. but the election is on my bday and i don't thin they let you vote highly intoxicated.

but happy birthday...
#30
Happy birthday.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#31
congratulations!! your officially a nerd!! you are spending your 18th birthday alone, at your house, telling random creeps on the internet.


fag.
Do NOT look behind you.
#32
Quote by c_man471
congratulations!! your officially a nerd!! you are spending your 18th birthday alone, at your house, telling random creeps on the internet.


fag.



Nice one, and you are insulting 'random creeps on the internet' calling them nerds.


Happy birthday man.
#33
Quote by saitenslayer
oh!and you can get tattoos,have fun!

Finally someone brings this up!

Really though, that's pretty cool that you're 18. You should get a tattoo and play the lotto.
#35
Quote by c_man471
congratulations!! your officially a nerd!! you are spending your 18th birthday alone, at your house, telling random creeps on the internet.


fag.

if you even read my post, you would know that i'm going the the house of shock tonight in new orleans. its supposed to the be the scariest haunted house in the america.
tard
#37
Congrats,it only Gets worse from there on,Youd wish you where a child again

But on the other hand i got you this 1955s Gretsch White Falcon
Hope this is comfort enough..




*Karate Punches Face*
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#38
Quote by !normajean!
McCain
cause Obama sucks.


I take back my suggestion to go voting.

...
...


... kidding, if that's who you agree with then go ahead and be a part of democracy.
#39
Happy Birthday!!
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I love you for saying that.

after I said "if the Governator could do it; so can Mr. Colbert"
#40
house of shock in new orleans eh?

sounds like a suitable place to celebrate you being legally allowed to see naked boobies.

(is that what that place is about? never heard of or been there myself)

happy birthday!

here's all the crazy stuff thats ever happened on a october 25th

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_25
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.