#1
So pit, I've had a girlfriend for about 4 months now and the farthest she would go is making out. But yesterday I decide to try an ancient technique of poon-geting, playing the guitar to her. I played her I'll Be by Edwin McCain and what do you know ,it worked!

So the point of this thread is,
Has anyone else been laid because of there guitar skills?
#2
Cool dude alert.

We got a cool dude here guise.

*Alarms go off*


No one cares.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#4
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Cool dude alert.

We got a cool dude here guise.

*Alarms go off*


No one cares.



Exactly what I was thinking.
#5
never needed it too
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#6
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Cool dude alert.

We got a cool dude here guise.

*Alarms go off*


No one cares.

Read the last part, its a question
#7
You should seriously dump that bitch if she only f**ked you because you played her a song after 4 months...

although you are probably lying..


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#9
Quote by UGGypsy
Read the last part, its a question


Thank you so much! My atrocious reading skills were below par on that one and I thank you profusely for pointing that out to me!


...


You just wanted people to know you got some by bragging about it on a guitar forum then disguising it with a lame question.

I've never needed to play guitar to get women though, which I hope answers your question.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#11
No, the point of this thread is you want to boast about getting laid on the internet to a bunch of people you don't know. Which is obviously really kewl...
#13
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Thank you so much! My atrocious reading skills were below par on that one and I thank you profusely for pointing that out to me!


...


You just wanted people to know you got some by bragging about it on a guitar forum then disguising it with a lame question.

I've never needed to play guitar to get women though, which I hope answers your question.



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#14
congrats on the getting laid
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#15
Pics or it didn't happen...

Closest I came was sitting near a girl I knew was a Led Zep fan and playing 'Babe I'm gonna Leave You,' she came over to talk to me. From there onwards I wooed her with pure charm...
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#16
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congrats on the getting laid

Thank you kindly.
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#17
LOL, terrible.
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#18
you're so cool dude and you're girl must be eassyyyy as hell if she gives it to you just because you play a lame ass song
#20
Quote by SenseS FaiL
you're so cool dude and you're girl must be eassyyyy as hell if she gives it to you just because you play a lame ass song

Oh yea, shes soooooo easy thats why it took 4 months... nice one dumbass, read the whole post next time
#21
Quote by UGGypsy
Oh yea, shes soooooo easy thats why it took 4 months... nice one dumbass, read the whole post next time


who ****ing cares how long it took shit you played her one ****ing song and bam you guys had sex its not like you took her out on a crazy date or wrote her a nice poem you played someone elses song but whatever man just bask in your internet fame showoff