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my friend needs to write an 8 minute speech for his class, and he need a subject... he has no skill, talents, or life experience. he needs help to not fail, so what r some of ur suggestions for a topic for an 'informative speech'?
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my friend needs to write an 8 minute speech for his class, and he need a subject... he has no skill, talents, or life experience. he needs help to not fail, so what r some of ur suggestions for a topic for an 'informative speech'?


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my friend needs to write an 8 minute speech for his class, and he need a subject... he has no skill, talents, or life experience. he needs help to not fail, so what r some of ur suggestions for a topic for an 'informative speech'?
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Honestly, this guy sounds dull as dish water.
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Honestly, this guy sounds dull as dish water.



he is... he's known as a loser, generally wanted dead... but i dont want him to fail, we're having a mead party, and he needs to be able to
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Honestly, this guy sounds dull as dish water.


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#9
You can do an informative speech on almost anything. I just did a 10 minute speech on the history of Iron Maiden a couple weeks ago. Just tell him to pick something that he likes and write a speech about it.
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or be like me and talk for 20 minuets about dimebag,yes i did do that for a project in english,and used the same paper in my history class
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You can do an informative speech on almost anything. I just did a 10 minute speech on the history of Iron Maiden a couple weeks ago. Just tell him to pick something that he likes and write a speech about it.


all he's really into in WoW (ya, he's sad), and the teachers kind of a douche that would fail him
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all he's really into in WoW (ya, he's sad), and the teachers kind of a douche that would fail him


I would fail a kid if he did a presentation on WoW, I'm not even a douche.
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my friend needs to write an 8 minute speech for his class, and he need a subject... he has no skill, talents, or life experience. he needs help to not fail, so what r some of ur suggestions for a topic for an 'informative speech'?


breh you n33d a speech brah?? ya check this bro aiight lizten to dis yo aiight he need a specch brahhh? aiight lemme tell u dis brah aiight dude? aiight man take care brahh

there are so many topics your friend could use, smoking, global warming, different diseases, politics etc.
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Just tell him to make it up on the spot, use long awkward pauses and mumbling.
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all he's really into in WoW (ya, he's sad), and the teachers kind of a douche that would fail him


Do it on WoW then. I had public speaking last quarter and there were 2 people who did WoW speeches.

Only problem with WoW is that he would have to explain it very thoroughly, and not use any odd words or acronyms without explaining the meaning behind them.

Do something like, the reasons why WoW has over 10 million subscribers. Explain the many things that you can do, such as raids, pvp, and professions. Explain the character classes and races.

His best bet would also be to do a powerpoint and add screenshots so that people who don't play WoW will not be completely lost.
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Underage consumption. Euthanasia. Gay rights. Separation of church and state. Crystal skulls. Dan Marino.
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Do it on WoW then. I had public speaking last quarter and there were 2 people who did WoW speeches.

Only problem with WoW is that he would have to explain it very thoroughly, and not use any odd words or acronyms without explaining the meaning behind them.

Do something like, the reasons why WoW has over 10 million subscribers. Explain the many things that you can do, such as raids, pvp, and professions. Explain the character classes and races.

His best bet would also be to do a powerpoint and add screenshots so that people who don't play WoW will not be completely lost.


See, I couldn't watch something like this, it could be a great presentation, but it's on the nerdiest game ever created...

I'm sorry, but if this kid has any hope of getting anywhere with people, this is not the way to do it.
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why are you friends with someone with no talent, skill or life experience, and whos in to WoW?

i'm really glad i had to look up what WoW was, laughed a lot when i found out - seriously get him out more
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#20
do a speech on nothing, about how without nothing, nothing would ever get done. takes some fairly creative thinking to pull it off but if you can it kicks ass
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#21
How to breathe slower.

He could discuss the pro's and con's of sewing more fingers onto your hand.

The correct handling of cats.

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#22
Lol, why would I write a speech on WoW. What my friend here failed to mention is that he is pretty darn into WoW, and is even going on a raid tonight.
#23
damn he plays WoW that rules him out being killed by a moose (or whatever it was)
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#24
Write about the eternal struggle between good and evil. Duh! sometimes people are so stupid!...
#25
Tell him to write a speech on how his life is dull. It's different and the teacher would love it.

EDIT: BTW, everyone knows that you are "the friend". Just admit it.
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#26
Hmmm. I was going to do it on making a miniature piano, just don't have to time to make one by monday. Thanks for the ideas though.
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Lol, why would I write a speech on WoW. What my friend here failed to mention is that he is pretty darn into WoW, and is even going on a raid tonight.


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Just tell him to make it up on the spot, use long awkward pauses and mumbling.


All he would need is a teleprompter and he could be Obama.

But yeah, he should do it on global warming, that'll get him an automatic A.