#1
What should I buy for my sister for her 18th birthday? I'm a guy so have little idea what girls of that age want, just need a cool suggestion.

I'm looking to spend only £10-£20 ($21-$33)

Oh and before some genious tries to be clever and say something like "ur ****" I could think of something much better than your poor attempt.
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#6
Dick in a box!



I just read the ts's post haha, well at least it's your dick with a box, you might even be able to use someone else's dick.
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#11
I saw the thread title and IMMEDIATELY thought 'Dildo'.

Look what you've done to me, pit!
#12
get her a card and maybe if she needs something and you notice her complaining about it often get her that its good enough to show her you care
#13
Weird, it's my sister's 18th tomorrrow...

I just stuck the money in a card, I've no idea of what I could've bought her.
#16
Quote by 12Jim34
I saw the thread title and IMMEDIATELY thought 'Dildo'.

Look what you've done to me, pit!

Same here.

Give her a book. Or clothes.
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#17
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I saw the thread title and IMMEDIATELY thought 'Dildo'.

Look what you've done to me, pit!

I would have thought that even without the pit. I don't know where you're from
#19
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Weird, it's my sister's 18th tomorrrow...

I just stuck the money in a card, I've no idea of what I could've bought her.


Could have got her a box...

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#20
Pr0n Director!



Serious though just give her the money. who buys thoughtful things any more?
#21
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Man, you guys are dirtyy.

yo not even, ALL he told was he needs a present for his 18 year old sister, not her intrests, her taste in music, so were suggesting practically gifts a girl that age might need so chill
#22
just some nice wine or something?
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#23
invite a female friend and give thema cup
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#24
just give her the 20 bucks.

I'm always way happier with money instead of a gift.
Money can be saved up, gifts can't be used to buy something nice. it's not classy, I know, but I'd like it xD
otherwise, get her a "you get a free hug-card".
Cheap, and always works
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#26
for £10 id happily have lots of sex with her.

No fat chicks.

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#27
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fake I.D. if she doesn't have one yet?



Ha ok that is pretty good, unless you are an American who doesn't know 18 is the age for everything in the UK.
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#29
one of those really cool, pointless, and overpriced toothbrushes will do just fine..
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#30
Anal Beads !!!
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#31
just give her money,plain and simple
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#33
You should give her a hot dicking.

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#34
Carton of Marlbro Ultra lite menthols and a 6 pack of Mike's hard cranberry lemonade. Both feminine and fun!
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#35
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I saw the thread title and IMMEDIATELY thought 'Dildo'.

Look what you've done to me, pit!


So did I buddy, so did I.


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#36
did anyone say rape?

rape her. rape her on her 18th bday. or pay people to do it.

this is the pit, dude.
You guys wanna have some group sex?
#37
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for £10 id happily have lots of sex with her.

I'll do her for £5, that leaves you £15 to buy her a present too.
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#38
A double ended, bulky, purple, glow in the dark, exothermic, vibrating dildo.
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