Poll: Can you do it?
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YES!
20 9%
nope i tried it too
108 50%
never tried to
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Voters: 218.
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#1
in other words giving yourself head.

can anyone do it?

edit: no i am not capable of doing this


p.s. I used search bar and only thread on it had a last post of over a year ago
Last edited by gnrliesmanlies at Oct 25, 2008,
#2
why do you want to know?
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#3
Can you?
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#5
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why do you want to know?



we won't disclose those reasons
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>_>

but no i have a friend who apparently can do it but i can't
#6
Well yeah i guess if you were limber enough...cant imagine it would be too comfortable. Plus, ejaculating on your own face...get it in the eye and it will be sore, get in the mouth and it will be disgusting.

But yeah i guess it's possible.

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I heard that was Manson? Probably just a rumour though.
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#7
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Well yeah i guess if you were limber enough...cant imagine it would be too comfortable. Plus, ejaculating on your own face...get it in the eye and it will be sore, get in the mouth and it will be disgusting.

But yeah i guess it's possible.


I heard that was Manson? Probably just a rumour though.


Yeah i think it was him, and i heard if you get it in your eye you go blind.
#8
Quote by Union Jake
I think there's a guy who got two ribs removed so he could, but me, no i can't

A rumor about Manson. BS rumor.
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#9
The thing about Manson is only a rumour.

If I could give myself head I'd never go out. What makes that even more tragic is I'm not out right now...but I still can't give myself head. It's not fair.
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#10
Quote by Union Jake
Yeah i think it was him, and i heard if you get it in your eye you go blind.


I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER
well more like a month
#11
Quote by Union Jake
Yeah i think it was him, and i heard if you get it in your eye you go blind.

What, no.
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#12
I've never tried it. I think the taste of penis in my mouth would cancel out the feelings of getting blown.
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#14
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER
well more like a month


Back from the ban,

This is like something i heard once, if you had a time machine and you went back in time and had sex with your past self, what would that be?
#15
I wouldn't want to do it. Because then I might enjoy giving it, more so than receiving it... :err:


I like boys.
#16
You can actually die from this, your lungs can collapse and such. Wouldn't that be embarrassing? I don't think getting blown by yourself is worth the possibility of getting caught dead with a dick in my mouth (esp. my own) by the police.
#18
Quote by LesPaulLeader08
No, I can't. Even if I could, I wouldn't. The feeling of mouth around my dick would quickly be eclipsed by the feeling of dick in my mouth.



So then you don't masturbate because the feeling of someone holding your dick would quickly be eclipsed by the feeling of you holding a dick with your hand?


EDIT:Also, if you had a big enough dick you could do it (easier to move your head towards your stomach rather than towards your crotch)
Last edited by gonzaw at Oct 25, 2008,
#19
I hear some kid snapped his neck doing this.

Reference?
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#20
Quote by gonzaw
So then you don't masturbate because the feeling of someone holding your dick would quickly be eclipsed by the feeling of you holding a dick with your hand?


EDIT:Also, if you had a big enough dick you could do it (easier to move your head towards your stomach rather than towards your crotch)


No. People feel their dicks quite regularly.
#21
Quote by gonzaw
So then you don't masturbate because the feeling of someone holding your dick would quickly be eclipsed by the feeling of you holding a dick with your hand?


EDIT:Also, if you had a big enough dick you could do it (easier to move your head towards your stomach rather than towards your crotch)

All full of win

Also, if you were somewhat flexible / don't have a gut...

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#22
Quote by LesPaulLeader08
No. People feel their dicks quite regularly.


yes i think most pit monkeys spend at least 50% of their days with their hands fondling their crotch
#23
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yes i think most pit monkeys spend at least 50% of their days with their hands fondling their crotch


I know i for one am typing this one handed.
#24
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I know i for one am typing this one handed.


Or perhaps 4-handed. Got your buddies to help you out?

And I can't do this, I keep falling off the couch.
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#25
Blah.. I get so much crap in school because people think I can. Started when I dropped a pencil on the floor and bent over to pick it up .

Two years on people still refer to me as "The Guy That Sucks His Own Dick". I can't I tells ya!
#26
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I know i for one am typing this one handed.

me too
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#27
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Yeah i think it was him, and i heard if you get it in your eye you go blind.

So, did you tell your roommates not to look down?

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I hear some kid snapped his neck doing this.

Reference?


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#28
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So, did you tell your roommates not to look down?




SCORE!
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#29
Quote by LesPaulLeader08
No. People feel their dicks quite regularly.


So if you touched another person's dick would you feel comfortable because you "feel your dick quite regularly" (the feeling of touching a dick being a custom by now)?

You could "feel your dick quite regularly" with your mouth if you want, so what made you touch your dick instead of suck it, if both of them are actions you perform on a certain dick?


If one of them became a custom without you turning homosexual, then the other should too....
#32
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This thread rules.
#34
I'm as flexible as a steel rod, so no.
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#35
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I tried giving myself head, almost made it too.
Then mom came in.


that could be an interesting conversation
#36
Quote by gonzaw
So if you touched another person's dick would you feel comfortable because you "feel your dick quite regularly" (the feeling of touching a dick being a custom by now)?

You could "feel your dick quite regularly" with your mouth if you want, so what made you touch your dick instead of suck it, if both of them are actions you perform on a certain dick?


If one of them became a custom without you turning homosexual, then the other should too....


I would be accustomed of pleasuring myself. That's why I would do it.
#38
Never tried, but I don't think it works the same with vajayjays. Not that I'd try if it did.
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#40
Quote by gonzaw
Then why sucking your own dick can't be transformed into a custom of pleasuring yourself?


Because it's not physically possible. For me, anyways.
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