Why is Dream Theater always throwing like a bajillion notes at me per second?

Because you listen to shite music when you are not listening to Dream Theater.
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I'd agree but you're just trolling.

...modes and scales are still useless.

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I'd agree but you're just trolling.

I would like to know how this constitutes as trolling? When I am simply stating in a comedic way, Dream Theater's knack for playing notes at a consistently fast tempo.