#1
I've been diagnosed with a rare form of alzheimers and dementia that will currently affect my short term memory, and within a year will take away my long term memory v_v.
#2
hey at least you wont remember jacking off with all your friends
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hey at least you wont remember jacking off with all your friends


You're one of his friends aren't you?
#8
Haha, that's actually pretty funny.

EDIT: I mean how you made two threads. Not how you supposedly have alzheimers.
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#9



this is actually quite clever for union jake...
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#10
why is he back????? (to everyone who actually believes him, he is a spammer, got banned a month ago, and is now back )
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#12
i see wut you did there

you forgot you posted the first thread, didnt you,

on another note, damn that sucks how old are you?
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#13
Two threads?

Did you forget you'd made the first one?
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