#4
obvious troll is obvious
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#6
Holy shit... I'll read it but wow!
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#9
I'm sorry, we're not proofreading erotica today. Although, if we were, I'd have run out of ink.


And possibly sanity.
#15
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tl;dr??


he got crabs off some hot girl

but i call bs
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#16
awesome story is awesome!
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#19
TL;DR: He's horny for his neighbor who doesn't notice him and had to post his fantasy on UG...
The arena is empty except for one man,
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The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
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#20
I was half expecting Bel-Air, but I got a story about getting crabs...
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I stuck my dick in a cactus. True story.

#22
You went through all that detail just to tell us you got crabs?
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#25
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First of October last year was a monday.

MYTH BUSTED.


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#26
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First of October last year was a monday.

MYTH BUSTED.


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#27
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Also, by the time I finished reading that, my erect penis was bigger than the wall of text.

Riiiight until the crabs part. Then it went down to the size of this post.


....


Of course this isn't true, it's an entertaining story, sheeesh.
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#30
pics or didnt happen
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#32
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I was half expecting Bel-Air, but I got a story about getting crabs...


Me to.
Speaking of which- anyone have the picture from 4chan, where the guy talks about his "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" game, which ends with Bel-Air?
I laughed really hard the first time I read it, couldn't find it again
#33
Pictures or it didnt happen!
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#34
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Upon reflection maybe I brought this on myself, but hey she was hot. It was October 1st (summer here in the southern hemishpere) ....


You idiot, October is Spring.
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#35
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First of October last year was a monday.

MYTH BUSTED.


oh snap..
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#37
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You idiot, October is Spring.


Idiot, fall/autumn.
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