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Recently I've become fat. And I've noticed that most guitarists are all skinny, so fat guys need to unite, but we need a/some leader(s). Who are some fat guys who can ROCK hardcore?
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Dino Casarez.
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Like a russian doll, with balls.

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Yngwie is president of the fat bastard guitarist assoc.

Dimebag was so fat. Shawn Lane. Jeff Hanneman used to be fat.

Also i dont like it when other guitarists stare at my tits.
How has Shawn Lane not been mentioned yet?
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what this man says is correct.

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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??

I'm not fat so why do I need guitarists that make me proud to be something I'm not? *head explodes*
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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How has Shawn Lane not been mentioned yet?

i said him
Wait......"recently I've become fat"???

How quickly does fattening happen??

Took me a year to get fat...

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that one Brazilian dude on youtube. he shreds nicely
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If I'm not mistaken Timo Tokki is a bigger guy. But I'm not really fat.
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Adrian Smith is starting to get sorts fat......and old.
Ha Ha, but he still rocks hard core.
Your not fat, your festively plump.
'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!

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Andy McKee and Matt Weddle. Matt Weddle is from the band Obadiah Parker and did the acoustic cover of Hey Ya on YouTube.

Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse. He isn't obese or anything, but he's got some man fat on him.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
alex lifeson is more of the bigger side, no?
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