#1
I found my ipod on my lap when I thought I lost it. I hate that.
*heart jumping*

Sometimes things just dissapear without me knowing.

Anything happen to you guys where you forgot something and it was in your palm, or worse yet, up your pants?

*heart jumping*
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#3
...what the hell have you been smoking?
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#4
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...what the hell have you been smoking?

I think crack cocaine, his heartbeat seems to be highly elevated.
#5
I remember once being on the house phone and looking for it because I thought I was on my cell phone.

Yeah, I know, pretty lame.
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#6
obvious troll is obvious.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#7
one time i 'lost' my glasses, and i was literally wearing them


i almost killed myself
#8
Yeah, one time I couldn;t find my hat.... Then I realized it was on my head.
#11
My penis. Then I just noticed it was inside some girls vagina. It was a great relief. I thought I'd have to buy another one. Which sucks cuz guitar center doesn't sell them anymore... I just made as much sense as you.
#14
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I once 'lost' a pen behind my ear... >_>


Hehe... you stick pens behind your ears .

All the time I've had something in my hand and was looking for said object.
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#15
I've gone around for like half an hour looking for my glasses while they were on my face.

EDIT: Although, even worse is when I'm looking for my glasses, and I think, "This would be so much easier if I had my glasses!" Then I find them, and I'm like "Alright! Now it should be easy to find them!" And then I'm like, "...wait..."
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#16
that must be some pretty good weed man
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#17
I shat myself outside once thinking I'd lost my shades....

... when they were on my face.
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#18
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You know, i've been in the pit for so long, i've completely forgotten any of you even play guitar.
#19
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I shat myself outside once thinking I'd lost my shades....

... when they were on my face.

glasses are one thing...shades are another.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian