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#1
just got in

after livin the motley crue lifestyle for a week i need a calm down.

anyway strip clubs kick ass, specially the vip dances. haha

anyone else been to one, whats your experiences then???
#2
well, if youre livin the motley crue lifestyle you dont have to worry about herpes anymore, so go ahead!
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#3
May I be the first to say - Ew.
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#4
this one girl touched my search bar and it got all hard once.
i meannnn wut.
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#6
Strip clubs are alright - just like live softcore porn tbh, but a LOT more expensive hahaha.

Only ever go in when i'm egged on by lads i'm with lol
#7
waste of money. first time i went , all the chix made me feel like i was takin them home.

i left 200 bux short that night

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Why pay money for blue balls?
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#10
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Strip clubs just don't really impress me. I think I'll leave them to the dirtbags and weirdos that can't get near a woman without paying.



haha that is stereotypically wrong in sooo many ways
#11
motley crue life eh...
hellooooo heroin.
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#12
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motley crue life eh...
hellooooo heroin.



well no heroin yet.......

i say yet........
#13
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Because if you buy right now you could get a second set of blue balls absolutely free! That's right! Free!



win!
#14
Prostitution > Strip Clubs


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#16
Meh, I would go to a strip club to chill, but that would be it. If I wanted to see naked women, I could just use porn. I would really rather just go to a normal bar. Lap dances seem really awkward anyway. Plus, getting a boner in jeans isn't fun.

Also, if you're "living the motley crue lifestyle", I'm assuming that you're also playing terrible music with boring lyrics, right?
#17
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May I be the first to say - Ew.


+1 TS, seriously get a life bro.

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#19
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Meh, I would go to a strip club to chill, but that would be it. If I wanted to see naked women, I could just use porn. I would really rather just go to a normal bar. Lap dances seem really awkward anyway. Plus, getting a boner in jeans isn't fun.

Also, if you're "living the motley crue lifestyle", I'm assuming that you're also playing terrible music with boring lyrics, right?



While selling 80 million albums worldwide...If playing terrible music with boring lyrics does that to you, then damn, I want in.
Be cool.
#20
Quote by Necrophagist777
+1 TS, seriously get a life bro.



haha dude i have a life.... i am at uni damnit

probly most likely gettin more then you.........


tis not my fault my accomodation is like a few mins from a strip club.

but the sex, drugs, rock n roll lifestyle is where it is at.

.... hell i need time portal back to the 80s......... please
#21
Quote by 89cruefan
haha dude i have a life.... i am at uni damnit

probly most likely gettin more then you.........


tis not my fault my accomodation is like a few mins from a strip club.

but the sex, drugs, rock n roll lifestyle is where it is at.

.... hell i need time portal back to the 80s......... please


"Gettin more than you?" Notice how this man is insecure that he must back up his statement of having a life by saying that he's getting laid.
#22
Quote by 89cruefan
haha dude i have a life.... i am at uni damnit

probly most likely gettin more then you.........


tis not my fault my accomodation is like a few mins from a strip club.

but the sex, drugs, rock n roll lifestyle is where it is at.

.... hell i need time portal back to the 80s......... please

You're getting more than him and yet you resort to a stripclub?

Uni's not what it's cracked up to be. Constant sex? Give me a break. Not that I'd want to jump in bed with some random bloke just because that's what Uni's about

Grr.
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#23
Quote by 89cruefan
haha dude i have a life.... i am at uni damnit

probly most likely gettin more then you.........


tis not my fault my accomodation is like a few mins from a strip club.

but the sex, drugs, rock n roll lifestyle is where it is at.

.... hell i need time portal back to the 80s......... please


ok........................

important people agree with me, like reva.

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#24
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While selling 80 million albums worldwide...If playing terrible music with boring lyrics does that to you, then damn, I want in.

Britney Spears has sold 83 million albums worldwide.
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#26
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"Gettin more than you?" Notice how this man is insecure that he must back up his statement of having a life by saying that he's getting laid.



i aint really backin it up

haha i would list it all if i was insecure.....

..... just come see me in action at the bierkeller each friday. hahaha, although i do need my mate to hlp me remember the next day!

like i said, sex, drugs rock n roll i where its at, if you cant remeber the night out, then its been a good night.
or hell thats what even everyone, even the chavs say. :p
#27
It's a shame strip clubs exist
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#28
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Britney Spears has sold 83 million albums worldwide.
...because she rawks hardcore
#29
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i aint really backin it up

haha i would list it all if i was insecure.....

..... just come see me in action at the bierkeller each friday. hahaha, although i do need my mate to hlp me remember the next day!

like i said, sex, drugs rock n roll i where its at, if you cant remeber the night out, then its been a good night.
or hell thats what even everyone, even the chavs say. :p


so your agreeing with chavs now?

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#30
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Strip clubs just don't really impress me. I think I'll leave them to the dirtbags and weirdos that can't get near a woman without paying.

Yes. I don't see how shelling out dollar bills (or whatever currency you use) to a girl that will not sex you/will probably go home and make fun of the pathetic asshole in the front row at work could ever be a good time.
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#31


like i said, sex, drugs rock n roll i where its at, if you cant remeber the night out, then its been a good night.

If you can't remember the night, how do you know it was good?
#32
dont go on a tuesday, definitely not the a game.
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#33
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Britney Spears has sold 83 million albums worldwide.



Then I want in on that to.
Be cool.
#34
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You're getting more than him and yet you resort to a stripclub?


Grr.



i fell into it, back from a night out, basically i pass it when i got to area 81 and on the way back from area 81 where i was at...

... i heard motley crue playing from there so i went in...
#35
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Because if you buy right now you could get a second set of blue balls absolutely free! That's right! Free!



Good lord, you've no idea how hard I laughed at that!
#36
Quote by 89cruefan


like i said, sex, drugs rock n roll i where its at, if you cant remeber the night out, then its been a good night.
or hell thats what even everyone, even the chavs say. :p

Do you know how many times you've had gay sex? Oh wait you can't remember
#37
Quote by 89cruefan
i fell into it, back from a night out, basically i pass it when i got to area 81 and on the way back from area 81 where i was at...

... i heard motley crue playing from there so i went in...

#38
Quote by Spamwise
If you can't remember the night, how do you know it was good?



cos i usually have my mate who can recap it for me!

and its a uni saying, if you cant remember what happend then it was a good night. same with if you brought back a traffic cone it was a good night
#39
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Do you know how many times you've had gay sex? Oh wait you can't remember



i would know if that happend cos my ass would be sore.

but
1) that hasnt happend.
2) if anyone tried to do that i wouldn wak up and find blood on my boots where i had smacked em with it cos i have steal toe caps.
3) or 3 i would wake up with bruised fists and a black eye.
#40
Quote by 89cruefan
i would know if that happend cos my ass would be sore.

but
1) that hasnt happend.
2) if anyone tried to do that i wouldn wak up and find blood on my boots where i had smacked em with it cos i have steal toe caps.
3) or 3 i would wake up with bruised fists and a black eye.

Prove it.
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