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#1
I just found out that my 13 yr old sister has been drunk multiple times.......drunk at 13!!!

I could understand taking a few beers or something every now and again but to be flat out drunk to the point of throwing up (her words) i just cant understand.

im no stranger to intoxication but i didnt start until 15 almost 16.


I blame the government.
#4
I'm 14, and have never been drunk.
Sure, I've tasted it and whatnot, but I have never been "high".
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#5
I blame the government blamers.
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#6
The government didn't force drink down your sisters neck. Explain how it's the governments fault, because I believe that you're trolling good sir.

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#7
To be fair a lot of kids have 1 bottle and then they think they're drunk but eh.
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#8
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I just found out that my 13 yr old sister has been drunk multiple times.......drunk at 13!!!

I could understand taking a few beers or something every now and again but to be flat out drunk to the point of throwing up (her words) i just cant understand.

im no stranger to intoxication but i didnt start until 15 almost 16.


I blame the government.

I blame bad role models like you who make it look cool.
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I blame the government blamers.


I blame the people who blame the government blamers.
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To be fair a lot of kids have 1 bottle and then they think they're drunk but eh.


+1

1st time I got drunk I took 8 to 12 cans. (Hey, I lost count. But I know it was no less than 8 and no more than 12.) It was that disgustin lite stuff tho.
#13
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I blame bad role models like you who make it look cool.


i make it look as lame as possible. If people want surburban yuppie white reason to stay off drugs they look at me.
#14
My aunt got me plastered at the age of 13. She actually invited me downstairs (while she was sober) to take shots.

My family couldn't care less about alcohol. At least not my dad's side of the family.
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#15
Yeah it is very likely that she (or her friends) were making it up to appear cool.

I'm 17 and I have noticed that the little shits get more and more ferral every year.
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I blame the people who blame the government blamers.


AHHH NAH YOU DI'INT...
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I blame the people who blame the government blamers.


I blame the people who blame the people who blame the government blamers.
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#18
how did u exactly find this out were you the one pumpin drinks into her
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I blame the people who blame the people who blame the government blamers.



IU blame the people who blame the people...

Screw this...
#20
i blame EVERYONE including the government
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I blame the people who blame the government blamers.

I blame the people who... nevermind.
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#22
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how did u exactly find this out were you the one pumpin drinks into her



well duh....how else was i supposed to find out?


Nah she asked me to get her some alcohol at a little get together we had to attend.
#23
I got high once in my life and i got REALLY high. Its actually overrated, imo.
#24
wow uncool only drunk a few times she should be getting wasted on the regular and probably should start on hard drugs
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#25
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well duh....how else was i supposed to find out?


Nah she asked me to get her some alcohol at a little get together we had to attend.

haha id just take it
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#26
I gave a kid shots of water and told him it was vodka.
He acted drunk after a few, we 'd at him
sincewhen??

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#27
my parents keep a steady supply of rum, liquer of several flavors, jim beam (the poor man's jack daniels), and coke. i'm a happy 14 year old
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#28
Man I got drunk forst when I was 14, took like 15 shots of this whiskey...I'm not entirely sure how many shots but im guessing 15 cuz i polished off a quarter of a 26er then almost half another 26er....All I remember was ranting about how good my popcorn was...then the picture of my puked up popcorn...seriously...puked up popcorn is GROSS
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#29
Make her drink over 9000 bottles and see if that does it, otherwise rape.

But seriously, im 16 year and i haven't been real drunk, of course i do drink a little but i don't get wasted, too teenager'ish. I would rather drink with my fellow soccer fans at a pub rather than drink with teenagers thinking their "cool".
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#30
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#31
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I gave a kid shots of water and told him it was vodka.
He acted drunk after a few, we 'd at him


I've seen similar. There was this one chick I used to know who worked as a bartender, and everybody always asked for a strawberry daiquiri. They take forever to make, so after a while she'd get pissed and as revenge she wouldn't put any alcohol in it.
They got drunk anyway
#34
there is definitely a decline in standards over time, not that im innocent of this at all, i had my first beer at 9 years old. but ive noticed at my school each year the druggy kids pop up at younger and younger ages
#35
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I gave a kid shots of water and told him it was vodka.
He acted drunk after a few, we 'd at him


Seeing little kids stagger around and try to emulate their fathers at pokers nights always does my heart good.
#36
kids do these things today because they are looking to grow up faster and they want to be cool and get attention. It's ****ed up today, the drinking, sex, drugs, everything is gradually getting worse and will until the end of time. I started messing around with alcohol at 15 and maybe pretty drunk but not to the point of throwing up or regretting something. I didn't really drink to get drunk until 16 17 and then I was still responsible. But I rarely drink anymore. Hopefully your sister will stop looking to get messed up in the future and it will pass but she will no doubt experiment with other stuff, but I'm living proof that even when you drank and smoked pot a lot and experimented with other stuff you can still become completely clean.
#37
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Dude, thats nothing, the first time i got drunk was in 5th grade.


holy shit
#38
ive done things but not that much and it kind blows for me cuz half my friends do it the other half hate it and im bouncin in between
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#39
I'm pretty sure your sister is going to have brain damage if she keeps drinking at that age. It won't be painfully obvious, as you'll think she's just like every other stereotypical teenager, but her brain will take longer to compute information, she won't know the answers to questions that the average person should know, and she'll have a horrible memory. She will then in turn go on to raise children in a slightly more inferior manner than the average parent should raise their kids, thus causing a chain reaction that will continue to send further generations into a downward spiral of stupidity.
#40
I find that girls will binge drink to make themselves feel better, cause they can act like their life is miserable. Preps more-so than emos too.

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