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Every 10 or 15 minutes she'd want to switch positions, which was fine with me. we finally ended up with me standing up, her legs around me, and her back against the wall. i had a great grip on her ass cheeks and she was finally about to cum. right as she was reaching her peak(took some xtc) and cumming so hard she ****ing dropped a load of shit, right there in the middle of everything.

then today she flooded my cell phone with texts saying how im a pussy for not cleaning it up and not finishing up lol

it was at her house too. so i just got up and left
#3
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#5
I don't see what the problem is. If I could give women such powerful orgasms that they temporarily lost control of their bowels, I'd be pretty proud of myself.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

i didn't have time to say oh hey btw can i take a pic of this so people on ug will believe me?
#9
So after she shit on you and you pulled out what happened? Did you just wipe it up and leave or were things said to each other?
#10
So you two were having sex.

She came and as she was cumming she shat.

And you just got up and left, right then? And now she is calling you a pussy.




This is one of the better stories I have heard on UG.
#13
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So after she shit on you and you pulled out what happened? Did you just wipe it up and leave or were things said to each other?

it was her shit and her house so i left her house and showered lol
#14
Shame you didn't have a cup handy.

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i didn't have time to say oh hey btw can i take a pic of this so people on ug will believe me?


Well then obviously it didn't happen.
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#17
Talking about how you had sex to a guitar forum.

That's the epitome of cool right there.

Edit: God, I never even read these threads, I just reply with that. I was laughing at the story.
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#18
Oh dear god. You sir are a champion. /awards trophy of excellence
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#19
Fuck me, you must be the coolest person ever

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#20
Classy girl. Did you make her breakfast?

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#21
this is the best story ive heard since ive been here. did u just up n go or did u like, say somethin? lol
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this is the best story ive heard since ive been here. did u just up n go or did u like, say somethin? lol

i got up said gross got my clothes back on and got the **** out of there. i lost my erection so fast it wasn't even funny dude
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Classy girl. Did you make her breakfast?

She left the breakfast on the floor.
#29
Question 2: Was it runny, liquidy poop that stank like baby diapers and made a big mess? Or was it a nice pinched loaf with a more than acceptable density level that you could just pick up and dispose of with little to no mess?
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#30
I can't stop laughing...

Oh my god...

You have just single handedly revived my hopes in the pit.
#32
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Question 2: Was it runny, liquidy poop that stank like baby diapers and made a big mess? Or was it a nice pinched loaf with a more than acceptable density level?



Was it an eruption of shit? Did it spew everywhere? Or did the loaf subtly slip past her loins?
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Question 2: Was it runny, liquidy poop that stank like baby diapers and made a big mess? Or was it a nice pinched loaf with a more than acceptable density level?

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#34
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Yeah I've heard corpses sometimes have bowel movements.

So much win in such a short statement.

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#35
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Question 2: Was it runny, liquidy poop that stank like baby diapers and made a big mess? Or was it a nice pinched loaf with a more than acceptable density level?

This is need-to-know information, man!
#36
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I don't see what the problem is. If I could give women such powerful orgasms that they temporarily lost control of their bowels, I'd be pretty proud of myself.



it was the E doing that. not the TS.
#38
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Question 2: Was it runny, liquidy poop that stank like baby diapers and made a big mess? Or was it a nice pinched loaf with a more than acceptable density level?


This is a valid question.


If it was one solid turd I would have to agree, you are a pussy, but if it was the former I would have dropped her into it and ran out.
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#39
going back for seconds???

Oh and by the way thats ****ing gross
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I can't stop laughing...

Oh my god...

You have just single handedly revived my hopes in the pit.


I fear for humanity when a story about some chick shitting herself mid-orgasm REVIVES hope in anyone.

If anything I'd lose just a little bit more faith in humanity from that story, and I did.
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