#1
i have been in the bathroom for 30 minutes now because i ate 15 cupcakes today, along with 5 slices of pizza, and a waffle. Rawr. anyway, share your experiences of regretting your diet.
#3
The other day, I was sick, and I ate to fast, and I threw it up an hour later.

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#4
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
i have been in the bathroom for 30 minutes now because i ate 15 cupcakes today, along with 5 slices of pizza, and a waffle. Rawr. anyway, share your experiences of regretting your diet.


Gluttony is a sin.
#5
Don't blame the cupcakes, man. Not cool. It was obviously the waffle.
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#6
so you have a computer in front of your shitter?

that is ****in a we some
#7
Quote by Slatera
so you have a computer in front of your shitter?

that is ****in a we some

I for one take my laptop into the bathroom.
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#8
Quote by Ragin87
I for one take my laptop into the bathroom.



yes, i am typing a paper for school. Ironically it is a satire about fetish porn. I have just gotten to the section about fecalphiliacs
#10
Quote by Fusanti_RHCP
yes, i am typing a paper for school. Ironically it is a satire about fetish porn. I have just gotten to the section about fecalphiliacs



ROFL

also they guy askin if you had a pc in the bathroom..no i prefer a laptop. class.
#11
Quote by Nitrate
TS is a fat isn't he?

Man, I eat way more than that. I'm 6'1 and weigh like, 170.
#12
Every..single...time I eat nachos with sour cream, guacamole, salsa and cheese, I spend about 10 mins - half an hour in the toilet. And I have to go about 4 times in an hour. The time in between is spent in agony.

Gets me out of school, though.

Once, I shat out a piece of corn in the shower.
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#13
Quote by Abunai X
Every..single...time I eat nachos with sour cream, guacamole, salsa and cheese, I spend about 10 mins - half an hour in the toilet. And I have to go about 4 times in an hour. The time in between is spent in agony.

Gets me out of school, though.

Once, I shat out a piece of corn in the shower.

waste not want not
#14
Quote by Abunai X
Every..single...time I eat nachos with sour cream, guacamole, salsa and cheese, I spend about 10 mins - half an hour in the toilet. And I have to go about 4 times in an hour. The time in between is spent in agony.

Gets me out of school, though.

Once, I shat out a piece of corn in the shower.


Is the salsa hot? That could be the reason
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#16
Quote by Abunai X
Every..single...time I eat nachos with sour cream, guacamole, salsa and cheese, I spend about 10 mins - half an hour IN THE TOILET. And I have to go about 4 times in an hour. The time in between is spent in agony.

Gets me out of school, though.

Once, I shat out a piece of corn in the shower.



why wood you take a sa-hit in the toilet, usually i sit on the rim, spread my cheeks and give birth, then like a teenage mother i get rid of it. how do you fit in the toilet are you a nematoad?
#17
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Gluttony is a sin.

But, even gluttons got to eat....
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#18
Quote by Slatera
why wood you take a sa-hit in the toilet, usually i sit on the rim, spread my cheeks and give birth, then like a teenage mother i get rid of it. how do you fit in the toilet are you a nematoad?


Oh my God, it was an ACCIDENT.

GOSH.

And women don't give birth out of their cheeks.
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#19
Quote by Abunai X
Oh my God, it was an ACCIDENT.

GOSH.

And women don't give birth out of their cheeks.


cheeks, vaginal lips. either way my pee-nice goes in both