Every ten or fifteen minutes she'd want to switch positions, which was fine with me. We finally ended up with me standing up, her legs around me, and her back against the wall (So she wouldn't fall, land and crush me). I had a great grip on her ass cheeks (It's not really that hard to get a good grip. Infact I'd say you must be pretty fucking retarded if you couldn't) and she was finally about to cum. Right as she was reaching her peak and cumming so hard she fucking dropped a load of shit, right there in the middle of everything, and burned through the floor.

Then today she flooded my cell phone with texts saying things I couldn't understand because her fingers are just too fat.

It was at her house too. So I just got up and left.
I actually laughed. Well done, TS, well done.
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^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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I usually hate these threads, but this is funny.
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LOL made me laugh hard.
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The poop through the floor was amusing, along with the fat fingers, but that's about it.


Dude, you just registered today? Just to make this thread??
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We believe - so we're misled
We assume - so we're played
We confide - so we're deceived
We trust - so we're betrayed
Holy acidic poop!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
This is the greatest of this kind of joke, but sadly, I must report it.

I'm truly sorry. This was genius. Well done.
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