#1
When we were on the couch in my basement, we started to get a little physical when she quoted austin powers saying "shaga-delic baby" .......turn off

Anyone?
"Every time one of your friends tried to talk to me, I realized how ugly they are and how ****ing hot you are, so one thing led to another."
#4
there's so many better things she could have said, like "I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE!" or something.
signatures are budget.
#6
Considering your sig contains something very similar to a post in the "Weirdest thing that happened when dating a girl" thread, I think you should take this there.
#9
oh jesus ALL THE TIME! and it's always these quotes from weird independant movies nobody has ever seen

but what the hell i love her haha i can get over it
#10
It's usually the other way around.

My ex and I were making out once while watching Anchorman.
And I'd stop, quote the scene, then resume.

She thought it was cute thought cause I was such a dork.
Oh ho ho.

I miss her.