#1
This ones really cute.


An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
I came here to drink milk and kick ass.

... And I've just finished my milk.
#2
That's so awesome.
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#3
awwww. <3



...but seriously, whats up with all these threads?
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#4
Did anyone hear the joke about the monkeys?
I came here to drink milk and kick ass.

... And I've just finished my milk.
#5
...How thoughtful of Vinnie to help his dad out in that way.
That has to be one of the more creative ways to dig up a garden for somebody. I guess that's father and son love right there ....
But did the police have to get involved?
Psycho...


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#6
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Did anyone hear the joke about the monkeys?

I've heard the story, but not the joke. Do share.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#7
loved it
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2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#8
Ah finally a cool story in the pit

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#11
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Ah finally a cool story in the pit


I came here to drink milk and kick ass.

... And I've just finished my milk.
#12
God if I see another heart I'm gonna puke...

/half assed attempt to be macho...


but awwwwww what a sweetheart.
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