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#1
my first time i did it on a twin size bed covered with random pillows and stuffed animals it was so gay
#2
In your mum's bed..


Sorry, better sooner then later mate.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#3
In the sewer.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
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In my imagination.

Are you kidding me? That's the BEST place! Everything exactly the way you want...


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
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Are you kidding me? That's the BEST place! Everything exactly the way you want...



With a man in his case...


JK, I have nothing Madbasslover or gays.
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To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#8
srry i'm a virgin
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#10
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Not when it's the only place.

Touché.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
On the floor with no carpet but a rug and our clothes. My knees hurt after that and probably hers too.
#13
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Usually is when you're brother is in the same bed.


*swishes*



oh sorry
i guess i forgot to add that this thread is for people who have actually had sex
my bad
#15
On a flaming ant hill
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#16
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This thread makes the misleading assumption that there are bad places to have sex...

You raise a good point sir
#17
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oh sorry
i guess i forgot to add that this thread is for people who have actually had sex
my bad



Sex with ur brother still counts as sex.

And seriously if u call a bed with pillows the worst place to have sex; you obviously didn't have much.

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#18
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On the floor with no carpet but a rug and our clothes. My knees hurt after that and probably hers too.


Same here. But you gotta do what you gotta do if you know what I mean...
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#19
In a monkey sanctuary.

The keepers went ape-shit when they saw us...we got ordered to leave, i felt like suck a buffoon...
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#20
In the park around the corner from my mates place, on the kids play equipment...

She was up for anything too! Got my brown wings that night

cw
#22
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my first time i did it on a twin size bed covered with random pillows and stuffed animals it was so gay


So you had sex with a man?
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#23
My theory:
TS just got laid for the first time and wanted to boast about it on the internet.

I have nothing all that relevant to contribute to this thread as I am a virgin still.
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#24
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Sex with ur brother still counts as sex.

And seriously if u call a bed with pillows the worst place to have sex; you obviously didn't have much.


it was a twin size bed there not even big enough for one person let alone an assortment of pillow and stuffed animals
#25
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it was a twin size bed there not even big enough for one person let alone an assortment of pillow and stuffed animals


So u had sex in ur lil bro's bed?

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#26
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So u had sex in ur lil bro's bed?


no it was at her house im not sure who's bed it was
#27
Quote by Bowkore
At least you're honest about it!

Fact: 100% of people who boast about them having sex on the internet are liars and couldn't tell a vagina from their brother's ass.


INCLUDING YOU HOME BOY!!!

You know I was thinking about this the other day while browsing through the gay thread and this guy admitted to having lost his virginity to a guy at 13...

Everyone totally believed him.

Now if he said it was a girl. No one would have believed him and he'd be eaten alive.

Kinda funny....

Kinda...

Funny...

Just a little right? Right guys?
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#28
Use the search bar. Please.
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#32
In a bed while my buddy and another chick were asleep at the other end. The worst part was that the chick was a bit fat. And my buddy wasnt asleep. Bad times
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#33
In the woods, in the middle of the day on a blanket, it was cold, lots of biting from nats, and felt paranoid as **** we were being watched. Plus the sex sucked pretty bad.

And yes TS, assuming your a guy and your first time was with a girl im sure putting your penis into a vagina was very very gay.
#34
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In a bed while my buddy and another chick were asleep at the other end. The worst part was that the chick was a bit fat. And my buddy wasnt asleep. Bad times


wow that puts mine to same
sorry dude
#35
Laminate flooring, middle of winter, no rugs.

I can't even imagine how she felt to be perfectly honest.

Also it was a bit squeaky.

RMF


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And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#36
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In a monkey sanctuary.

The keepers went ape-shit when they saw us...we got ordered to leave, i felt like suck a buffoon...


Not the puns, please not the puns!!
#38
TS, you're an idiot. Surely a twin is bigger than a single?

What's the worst place you've had sex?

TS : In a bed.


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There is poetry in despair.
#39
In a graveyard



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Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
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