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omg about a week ago me and some friends were setting in taco bell enjoying some volcano tacos when what looked to be two crack heads(boy and girl) walked in to the counter to order. so we went on with our eating
but after they ordered their food i noticed the chick grabbing the guys junk the guy backed up but the girl proceed to get on her knees in the taco bell lobby and take out this guys dic*
needles to say it was the worst taco bell id ever ate
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I didn't.

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omg about a week ago me and some friends were setting in taco bell enjoying some volcano tacos when what looked to be two crack heads(boy and girl) walked in to the counter to order. so we went on with our eating
but after they ordered their food i noticed the chick grabbing the guys junk the guy backed up but the girl proceed to get on her knees in the taco bell lobby and take out this guys dic*
needles to say it was the worst taco bell id ever ate


Wut?
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#8
IN-depth video documenting the entire chain of events, from the entrance of said crackheads, the unzipping of pants, the insertion of the phallus ending in the culmination of the romance explosion on the ladies face.

Or it didnt happen.

Preferably narrated by David Attenborough
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IN-depth video documenting the entire chain of events, from the entrance of said crackheads, the unzipping of pants, the insertion of the phallus ending in the culmination of the romance explosion on the ladies face.

Or it didnt happen.

Preferably narrated by David Attenborough

this.
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Quote by Supertait
IN-depth video documenting the entire chain of events, from the entrance of said crackheads, the unzipping of pants, the insertion of the phallus ending in the culmination of the romance explosion on the ladies face.

Or it didnt happen.

Preferably narrated by David Attenborough


This.
#14
I can't believe this! This is an outrage!


Going to Taco Bell, ugh.
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#15
You were the girl, weren't you TS?
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pics or it didnt happen
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#19
So what did they order? come on TS you can't keep that from us it's essential information.
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omg about a week ago me and some friends were setting in taco bell enjoying some volcano tacos when what looked to be two crack heads(boy and girl) walked in to the counter to order. so we went on with our eating
but after they ordered their food i noticed the chick grabbing the guys junk the guy backed up but the girl proceed to get on her knees in the taco bell lobby and take out this guys dic*
needles to say it was the worst taco bell id ever ate




Taco dick ftw.

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#21
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So what did they order? come on TS you can't keep that from us it's essential information.


they took forever deciding
they actually brought them a hand held menu(which i didnt know existed)
but they ended up ordering a hole bunch of stuff
i guess they were buying for the hole crack house
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they took forever deciding
they actually brought them a hand held menu(which i didnt know existed)
but they ended up ordering a hole bunch of stuff
i guess they were buying for the hole crack house


didn't the employees find it a little weird that someone was getting a blow job in the middle of their store?

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#23
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didn't the employees find it a little weird that someone was getting a blow job in the middle of their store?


it took 22 posts for people to realize this.
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didn't the employees find it a little weird that someone was getting a blow job in the middle of their store?


they were right in front of the counter so they couldent see
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it took 22 posts for people to realize this.


I knew they would, but I was more so wondering what the staff did.

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they were right in front of the counter so they couldent see


wow.thats pretty funny.
did they get caught or what?

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#26
IN-depth video documenting the entire chain of events, from the entrance of said crackheads, the unzipping of pants, the insertion of the phallus ending in the culmination of the romance explosion on the ladies face.

Or it didnt happen.

Preferably narrated by David Attenborough


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#28
Shit dude we didn't see you sitting there, sorry.

I'll tell my girlfriend to hold back next time.

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#29
wow.thats pretty funny.
did they get caught or what?


no it took so damn long to fix there order that no employees ever saw them
#30
guess she got a bit of taco balls
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IN-depth video documenting the entire chain of events, from the entrance of said crackheads, the unzipping of pants, the insertion of the phallus ending in the culmination of the romance explosion on the ladies face.

Or it didnt happen.

Preferably narrated by David Attenborough



"Observe the wild Crackheads in all of their glory.
Yes, it is mating season here in suburbia. The horomones are surging and the male is courting the female in hopes of an opportunity to mate. He has succeeded. Notice how the female drops to her knees as the mating ritual begins. Behold the shrivelled crack-phallus emerge from its protective layers as the female inserts it into her mouth.

Ah yes, the wild crackhead, a fascinating species on the verge of extinction."
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IN-depth video documenting the entire chain of events, from the entrance of said crackheads, the unzipping of pants, the insertion of the phallus ending in the culmination of the romance explosion on the ladies face.

Or it didnt happen.

Preferably narrated by David Attenborough





now that would be worth watching lol



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"Observe the wild Crackheads in all of their glory.
Yes, it is mating season here in suburbia. The horomones are surging and the male is courting the female in hopes of an opportunity to mate. He has succeeded. Notice how the female drops to her knees as the mating ritual begins. Behold the shrivelled crack-phallus emerge from its protective layers as the female inserts it into her mouth.

Ah yes, the wild crackhead, a fascinating species on the verge of extinction."

I can actually hear his voice reading that, it's great
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#40
That would be an odd thing to see at a fast food place. Im assuming they did something about it? If it did happen, that is.

I'd throw my food at them, that'd be so fun to throw shit at random BJers.
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