#1
Its really annoying me, especially the smell.
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#2
and how does that make you feel

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#4
I are confused.
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#5
take a shit
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#6
Drink some beer, that will make farts smell like Alexi Laiho hair..
Oh Yeah!


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Thats what the pit will do to you. Make you happy and shit.

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..., but hey, people in the pit are generally....well....hell, they're not people. They're savage animals.
#8
egg farts?
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#10
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egg farts?


Egg Farts

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#11
eat less eggs
take laxatives
Pull my finger

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#13
record...... then post
u cud say
recording or it didnt happen

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#14
beer farts smell bad too...after a night at the pub, waking up the next morning and farting is just horrible.
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#15
When I was at Leeds fest we all sat in our tents of the morning in a big circle and I did up mine all the way to my neck so it was just my head poking out. I farted so many times in there it actually became warm and I put my head inside and almost puked everywhere, I invited someone in and their face was priceless.

Wow, egg farts=good times.

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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#16
Enjoy it and spread the love to all your neighbours and loved ones.
Make them personal omelettes
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#19
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I lol'd at how they put it into a sentence.

I want some hot egg fart.
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#20
get a better diet.
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#24
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Bottle them babies up and sell 'em on eBay.

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#25
Well, what do you want us to do about it?
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