#1
last week about eight of us form school went on a college day (its like a field trip but we got to drive our selves and we had no adult supervision) after out college tour we went to waffle house to eat. so me and on of the guys (Cody) had the great idea to put baby oil all over some ones car while everyone was eating so we did.

latter at the mall the (Bret) person that we got with the baby oil got my friend cody back with baby oil and baby powder because i dint drive.

but when we walked up to codys car i noticed a dirty diaper laying on the ground.
so first cody sprayed silly string on his jeep and then zip tied his door handles together and then he picked up the diaper and opened it and smeared baby shitt all over the wind sheld of the jeep and the hood

and then we drove to apple bees and parked behind a bush and watched bret discover his shitty surprise

bret has yet to strike but but i dont think he can top baby shitt windows
#9
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I agree. In fact, these guys should be teaching all the younger kids how to drive.






For some reason that cracked me up.
#11
Hehe, I chuckled.
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#13
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I wonder how he reacted?

Aww aww aww noo baby shit...Oh god nooo aww aww man. ...


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#14
dude, you make shitty threads.


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