#1
I was recently forced to take a Piano class in school and my hand are not cooperating with me, every time I try to play a chord my hand will bust out with the guitar shape for it <_<
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#3
I had a piano like that once.
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#4
Practice.
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My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#9
Quote by Mudmen190
Every time I play guitar my hand busts out into the fapping position...



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#10
Quote by n to the k
thats why theres a thing called practice


But this Piano practice is interfering with my normal Guitar practice time >:O
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Epiphone Riviera (Wine Red)
#11
I like piano's because they make sound
The keys are tough, ones you can pound
So play the right damned music so I can hear
You play wonderful songs all through the year

wat.
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#12
i like playing piano
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#13
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woman, take it slow and things will just be fine. all you need is a little patience

axl roses teacher told him just that everyday so he get could better, and now that woman can play
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#14
Piano is fun, and good if you want to understand theory. A lot of top guitarists can play piano, so don't be so ignorant.
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#15
piano is an awesome instrument
i wish i could play it properly but my lowly skills mean i can only play chords and fairly average improv



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#16
Quote by M.B.MetalTabber
Piano is fun, and good if you want to understand theory. A lot of top guitarists can play piano, so don't be so ignorant.


Yeah I know I'm not being ignorant it's I just started so it feels a little weird at first.
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#17
Quote by M.B.MetalTabber
Piano is fun, and good if you want to understand theory. A lot of top guitarists can play piano, so don't be so ignorant.



It's true. If you know how to play the piano well, playing the guitar will be that much easier. Jimi Hendrix could play the piano, as could slowhand. And, in general, its always nice to know more than 1 instrument.
#19
Quote by sbikram
sing with piano and you will improve your vocal range too



this is true and easy. try those 80s keyboards that you hold up like guitars lol
#20
I want to get myself a chromatic accordion
all chord shapes are all the same for the right hand, so its easy to transpose a song
#21
Quote by Tw8xy
this is true and easy. try those 80s keyboards that you hold up like guitars lol

Keytar?

And ts, Pianos are fun, just dont start writing powerballads
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#22
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I was recently forced to take a Piano class in school and my hand are not cooperating with me, every time I try to play a chord my hand will bust out with the guitar shape for it <_<


What, you try to barre chords on a piano?
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#24
It aint hard, i can bass and play the piano. And sometimes at the same time... but srsly just practise.
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#26
Piano is awesome, and will score more pussy than guitar ever will. Even if the ratios were perfectly even, piano pussy is almost guaranteed to not be underage, to not be ravaged by over 9000 STD's, and is far more likely to have rich relatives that will fawn over you because you have a 'classical' mind.

TL;DR- Piano is awesome, and shit just sounds better on it. (In my very humble opinion.)
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#27
piano pussy is almost guaranteed to not be underage

I am no longer interested in the piano

<_<
>_>
*flees*
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My babies:

Epiphone Les Paul (Honeyburst)
Fender MiM Strat (Classic Black/White)
Epiphone Riviera (Wine Red)
#28
Quote by The Leader
Piano is awesome, and will score more pussy than guitar ever will. Even if the ratios were perfectly even, piano pussy is almost guaranteed to not be underage, to not be ravaged by over 9000 STD's, and is far more likely to have rich relatives that will fawn over you because you have a 'classical' mind.

TL;DR- Piano is awesome, and shit just sounds better on it. (In my very humble opinion.)


Pretty much defeats the purpose of playing piano.