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#1
I was walking the dog and I saw it just there in the trash, so I took home, nothing wrong with it besides a broken nut and the Tone Knob is missing.

i believe I have me a new Strat
*Insert witty boisterous relic of seemingly useless allegory for means of simply amusing a random personage*

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#3
^ +1000
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#5
You fool!!! It was a cursed strat!
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#8
Tha'z rad.

It's probably hot merchandise though.

...or evidence for a murder case. You're screwed now, it's got your fingerprints all over it.
#9
*whispers in kensai's ear*
just wait till he finds out what i left in the body.
#10
pics or it didnt happen

Edit: damn, haha
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#11
Quote by Kensai
You fool!!! It was a cursed strat!


dammit you made me choke on my snosages
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#12
Quote by blynd_snyper
You're just pissed off 'cos you threw out a strat that only had a broken nut and missing pot knob.


I'm pissed because he took home The stratocaster of ancient evil!
It was lost a long time ago and can only be identified by the missing tone knob and broken nut (very much like jimmy page), now we will spend a thousand years in darkness.

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*whispers in kensai's ear*
just wait till he finds out what i left in the body.


I hope it was the dust of unicorns, the only think capable of revoking the curse!
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#13
Crack open the body, sometimes drug barons hide cocaine in the hollowed out bodies of Stratocaters.
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#14
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Crack open the body, sometimes drug barons hide cocaine in the hollowed out bodies of Stratocaters.


Yes I have also herd this.. you need to cut the body directly in half.
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#15
Quote by Kensai
I'm pissed because he took home The stratocaster of ancient evil!
It was lost a long time ago and can only be identified by the missing tone knob and broken nut (very much like jimmy page), now we will spend a thousand years in darkness.


I hope it was the dust of unicorns, the only think capable of revoking the curse!

I'm sorry, but I've got to ask, do you hire professional writers for your troll material or are you just really talented at it?

Quote by Ichimaru
Crack open the body, sometimes drug barons hide cocaine in the hollowed out bodies of Stratocaters.

Hide blow inside the guitar? Pfft, noobs, why not just make the guitar out of cocaine? http://hippiesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cocaine-electric-guitar_48.jpg
#16
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I'm sorry, but I've got to ask, do you hire professional writers for your troll material or are you just really talented at it?

I think for the last few it must be the Family Guy writers.
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well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#17
More pics soon


Beaten Pickguard



Headstock (hard to see in pic but very dirty and strings are completely black)



Paint chips (there's like 4 more around the body)

*Insert witty boisterous relic of seemingly useless allegory for means of simply amusing a random personage*

My babies:

Epiphone Les Paul (Honeyburst)
Fender MiM Strat (Classic Black/White)
Epiphone Riviera (Wine Red)
#20
Quote by blynd_snyper
I'm sorry, but I've got to ask, do you hire professional writers for your troll material or are you just really talented at it?


Hide blow inside the guitar? Pfft, noobs, why not just make the guitar out of cocaine? http://hippiesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cocaine-electric-guitar_48.jpg

you're the noob for not knowing that is what they meant.
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#22
That's funny, cause just today somebody stole my guitar right out of my garbage can shaped guitar case.
#23
Is this the first time somebody provides pics?

Die TS...

Just go die...

/envy
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#24
That's like finding a winning scratch off lottery ticket on the ground you filthy piece of luckiness.
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#25
send it to me i'll...fix it..... for you....for free


>_>


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I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#27
I'm glad I hate Strats, otherwise I'd be really jealous.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#28
Quote by blynd_snyper
I'm sorry, but I've got to ask, do you hire professional writers for your troll material or are you just really talented at it?


I'm really talented

Sometimes I write for sarah palin.

Wouldn't it be funny if some drug dealers actually planted cocaine in it, and now that TS stole it they're looking in guitarforums all over the internet for it? Be careful TS, don't give anyone your adress.
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#29
You sonofabitch!
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#30
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I'm really talented

Sometimes I write for sarah palin.
(omfg satire)
Wouldn't it be funny if some drug dealers actually planted cocaine in it, and now that TS stole it they're looking in guitarforums all over the internet for it? Be careful TS, don't give anyone your adress.

You should write conspiracy theories for a living.
#31
Quote by blynd_snyper
I'm sorry, but I've got to ask, do you hire professional writers for your troll material or are you just really talented at it?


Hide blow inside the guitar? Pfft, noobs, why not just make the guitar out of cocaine? http://hippiesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cocaine-electric-guitar_48.jpg

Yeah that's what I meant.
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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#32
good thing i dont like strats anymore, everyone has them, and they're so 1990's.
everyone is into telecasters now
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See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


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#33
Posting for updates.

Nice find.
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#34
Quote by xyz66
good thing i dont like strats anymore, everyone has them, and they're so 1990's.
everyone is into telecasters now


huh? am I the only one who halucinated Stratocaster guitars in the 60s/70s/80s?(videos )
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#35
lucky bastard
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#36
Does No One Get The Irony Of This Thread Lol
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#38
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Does No One Get The Irony Of This Thread Lol


Of course. It's just not funny.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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