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#1
Pit of Warthogs

After 68 posts of madness, this is the official theme song of the pit. From 2:57 to 4:03 on October 26, 2008. I challenge you to record a version of this song and upload it to youtube, and link it back. *ABSOLUTELY NO NEW LYRICS!*

We are the pit
when i was a young crab i was thrown into the seaaaa
We roll in shit
let's rape it
Cos' were the pit
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
and who get's raped while taking a pee?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
we love tits big jigggly tits
He snorted a line of ants
And i'm captain' patrick!
and who's F**king patrick, instead of sandy?
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!!!
Fuuuuuuck!
Howdy
Backstreets Back, Alright!!!
and then along came a lion who smoked pot and wanted to sell an alien egg to us. we bought it, and this alien egg hatched and turned into a monster with lobster claws and a bloodthirst unimaginable
while pam is on sale! HOOUOGH!!
Like a complete unknown with purple elephant chrome mice and black shaving cream created by the cotton candy of the falafel shop owner dipped in virgin vinegar cream cheese sauce only to be eaten by the cinnamon slugs of doom and the burgundy hawks circling the canyon with a vengence for the homo sapien.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG x2.
DIRTY POP!
*Growl*: Poopie!
**** your god!
With A Knife!!!!!
In the ass.
we are the pit GRRRRRRRR
*Guitar Solo*
WE ARE THE PIT
Fuuuuuck!
And the caterpillar!
and we ran around with pints of pee
*interpretive dance*
That was a cool guitar solo man
'Cause it's the PIT!
*dun dun dun*
Of sexuality, child you know it we'll be rapin' 'cause it's ****in' insane!
*breakdown while screaming;*
"When I was a young warthog,
I found my aroma lacked a certain appeal
I could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind"
Don't complain,
It'll be in vain
This song is about shooting blood outta your ****!
Dun Dun Dun"star" Dun Dun Dun "fish"
*thrash moment*
Cheesecake, gobble gobble cheesecake.
traffic lights will rule the world
A Milli A Milli A Milli A Milli A Milli A Milli A Milli A Milli
WARTHOGS!
WARTHOGS!
WARTHOGS!
and they will kill us all
it killed 9 of my goat
*pinch harmonic*
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
That impregnated my finest ponies.
God dammit i can see my attempt at everyone post lyrics to bohemian rhapsody
And that's when the elephant smashed down the door of the tomato factory and shouted "Where's the Beef?!?!?!"
Thunderbolt Of Lightning Very Very Frightening!
Thunderbolt Of Lightning Very Very Frightening!
So Far Awwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
do a bunny......rrrrraaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr now
*Hitler on Unicycle playing a Kazoo Solo*
*drum solo by neil peart*
FEELS
GOOD
MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Lars Ulrich comes in and demands royalites, because some how this song has something to do with Metallica*
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY!
Please Herman Ri creams his pants after watching an awesomepossum5 video
Twinkle twinkle little star
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG x43
Cream Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiies Taste Like Warthogs!
Warthogs
Warthogs
Warthogs!
Not enough warthogs here people!
i love you baby and if its quite all right i love you baby trust in me when i say.........
To be a rock and not to Roo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo-oooool!!!!
No Stairway!

Special thanks to

Sixp0under = WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
RazorTheAwesome= Who wrote the first line
Abluesman100= For gathering all the lyrics

Monkeysintheday= the last lyric
sup, my name is abe
Last edited by abluesman100 at Oct 26, 2008,
#3
Hey I was going to start this thread. Since I started this whole thing. Oh well.

Ok, who wants to record it.

Vocals: red_hot_chili18

Guitarists:
abluesman100
LesPaulLeader08
Razortheawesome
slayer_rule_\m/
Blackening
This End Up
Irnmaiden4life

Bass: identityxcrysis

Drums: monkeysintheday

Keyboard (optional): Ktool The Girth

Trumpet (he said he could): moodster

TS put this at the top of the first post
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Oct 26, 2008,
#7
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Beautiful.


Seconded
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#15
Dibs on guitar, if nessercary we should have everyone who helped play guitar so it would be an epic harmony of awesomeness....or a wall of noise, but either way.
DO IT FAGGOT!
#16
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
Dibs on guitar, if nessercary we should have everyone who helped play guitar so it would be an epic harmony of awesomeness....or a wall of noise, but either way.
DO IT FAGGOT!


#19
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Beautiful.




I don't get the 'Beautiful' thing, somebody care to fill me in?
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
I shant take part in recording, despite my contributions, but if one of you just say "dedicated to Sixpounder" at the beginning, it would be so much win.

*edit* When i said the x43 thing, i meant that you just say "times 43".
#23
somebody should make a guitar pro file for this so it doesn't sound like absolute shit when it's done and we all know what we are doing
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#26
IDK, what i was thinking is we each record our own arrangements for the song, vote on the best one, and then we could make that the official pit theme song
sup, my name is abe
#27
Quote by abluesman100
IDK, what i was thinking is we each record our own arrangements for the song, vote on the best one, and then we could make that the official pit theme song



+1
Who Said Anything About A Signature ? ಠ_ಠ
#28
Rhythm Guitar! Right here!
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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I agree with This End Up
#29
Quote by abluesman100
IDK, what i was thinking is we each record our own arrangements for the song, vote on the best one, and then we could make that the official pit theme song


That could work, but still, we would all have to be in tune with each other for the final recording.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#30
How is it that a song so terrible and disjointed and full of copyrighted material captures the essence of the pit so perfectly?
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Don't be a fucktard. Only a teenage yeti would think back hair is cool.

Mackin' bitches and taking it back since 1990
#33
Quote by gratefullydead2
How is it that a song so terrible and disjointed and full of copyrighted material captures the essence of the pit so perfectly?



Because terrible, disjointed, and copyrighted, is exactly what the pit is.

Btw, if we use the everybody makes an arrangement idea, will we still have the same people recording the final thing?
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#34
We still need vocals.

Anyone, Damn where is Red Hot Chilli he said he would do it?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#35
Quote by red_hot_chili18
i wana sing


got here before I did
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#36
Can I do keys?
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#37
I am willing to play the trumpet if needed. There are many on here more talented with a guitar, but who can say they will be able to compete with me once we break out the brass?
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#39
Ok we have pretty much everyone we need.

So, how are we going to play this.

We need to think of how we want this to be played.

Who can pull off the best solos and what do we want everyone to be playing.

Also what style of music should this be?

I prefer metal.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#40
Quote by Sixp0under
been working a Death Metal song, could fit nicely!

*edit* not finished yet.



Seems alright, but for me it might be a little difficult (drums) due to me not having a double bass pedal
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
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