#2
After your famous incident, Union Jake, you have no say on morals or anything for that matter.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#3
Do you make loads of threads so you hope people forget about the whole circle-jerk incident?
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#5
Union Jake, you're not allowed to make anymore threads. After you jerk it with other men, that privileged is withdrawn.
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#6
...Congrats.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#8
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

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#9
Quote by Monkey Biscuits
i haven't lol'd so hard i weeks

EDIT: wait, did i miss somthing about TS?


definately did.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#10
There should be a 'Union Jake should stop making threads' group.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#11
Lol at people i don't know thinking i care about there opinion, just lol.

Oh and I think there's more I just can't find it. I wonder what happened.
#12
Quote by Monkey Biscuits
i haven't lol'd so hard i weeks

EDIT: wait, did i miss somthing about TS?

He was watching The Prestige and, well, you know how things get. He jacked off with his friends.
#13
Oh come on, this man has a great sense of humor.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#16
Quote by Monkey Biscuits
I've been on holiday for the last couple of weeks so if anyone would care to elaborate...


read 2-3 posts above.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#17
Quote by Monkey Biscuits
I've been on holiday for the last couple of weeks so if anyone would care to elaborate...

The 'I feel dirty, should I?' thread, and it was made a couple of months ago, and it's currently on the front page.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#18
Quote by ShaunDiel
He was watching The Prestige and, well, you know how things get. He jacked off with his friends.



Eww that was TS?~!?!?!


Ts go away


EDIT: But then again, the links are very amusing.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
Last edited by Wells-Zeppelin at Oct 26, 2008,
#19
could you guys just leave union jake alone?
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#20
Quote by billybusa
could you guys just leave union jake alone?

Why? I mean he comes to the pit and posts about his circle jerk experience and expects not to get flamed lol. There shall be flame in this thread i guarentee
#21
Quote by DirtyMakik
definately did.

what would that be? it wouldnt have to do w/ the "pictures of horrible things" thread would it? or something titled like that?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#22
Quote by SillyRabbit
Why?


cause it's stupid
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#23
Quote by Strato-Massacre
what would that be? it wouldnt have to do w/ the "pictures of horrible things" thread would it? or something titled like that?


CTFOD said it. Look above.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#24
Quote by DirtyMakik
CTFOD said it. Look above.

yeah i see that now. sorry. that hadnt been posted yet while i was typing that.


EWWWW! GTFO!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#27
hey, weren't you the guy who jetted off with his friends?
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#28
You guys are retarded, please leave my Pit in an orderly fashion.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#30
Quote by Monkey Biscuits
i haven't lol'd so hard i weeks

EDIT: wait, did i miss somthing about TS?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952675
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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


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#32
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/stopthecrap/ group again Union Jake's threads.

Mod me, pl0x.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#33
*reported*
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.