#1
So pit
i saw this girl at school within like the first week, and i'd been trying to get her name for ages

now that ive got her name, and msn and such, im starting to run out of things to talk to her about!

any ideas?
TIA
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#4
play question unlimited..truth or dare without dare!
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#6
Tell her you have an elbow fetish. This should provide hours of interesting conversation.

Or scare her off.
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Say to her.. "ugh...getting jizzed on unsuspectedly would go right up next to watching your dogs head blown off in traumatizing things you'd never forget"
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#8
i have this problem aswell sometimes.. i just talk bull.. its harder to do on msn because u can't bounce off what she says as easy.. and u cant tell if there actually laughing at ure shitty jokes.. thats why i havent added this hot girl who i talk to on myspace.. cos i know it will get awkward very fast :s.. but if she has a webcam.. u could have a lot of fun with that..
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#9
ask her why shes on msn instead of going out and having actual human interaction. you should try it too. just an idea...
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thanks,
will you were the only one of much help
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#12
talk about where she's from

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#13
Strike up a conversation about pokemon. Bitches just love Bulbasaur!
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#14
tell her to sit on your lap , then talk about the first thing that pops up
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#15
you know, the relatshion ship thread has an entire lsit of things to do/talk about with some 1 you like.
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tell her to sit on your lap , then talk about the first thing that pops up

penises?
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#18
waht she likes
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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tell her to sit on your lap , then talk about the first thing that pops up



haha classic
This works for almost any situation....

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#21
Talk to her about the pit.

Or better yet invite her to the pit.
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#23
Try to pull a George Constanza..


Use your best story/joke/comment and when you're at the peak of the conversation, leave


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#24
Talk to her about James Bond. I hear he's quite the ladies man.
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