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Pick one item youd like to have sex with. it cant be a guitar, unless of course its the wang caster!
Chef Knife.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.

I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!

oh wait...
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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.

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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic

Id put my **** between the strings of a piano and play it

No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
Cheese grater.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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nice discovery, sir.

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Id put my **** between the strings of a piano and play it

OH GOD, you're putting very painful thoughts into my sacred mind.
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Kill it with Lysol.

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Some guy in a striped sweater stole all my hamburgers. **** was soooo not cash
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Dead body.

More like Vulvasaur, eh?

I hate myself.

lol anyone else hear the screams of a joke dying
2008 Fender MIA Precision Bass
2006 Fender MIM Jazz bass
Fender rumble 60
Boss bass Overdrive
Dunlop Crybaby Wah Refurb

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Dead body.

More like Vulvasaur, eh?

I hate myself.

doesnt matter, I still love you, landsmann
I've always though the input jack of my guitar would be quite interesting.

But that's just because my girlfriends always tell me I love my guitar so much I may as well make love to it :')
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My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

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my penis has a restraining order against me because i beat it

a cave
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged

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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.

Prince's high heels.... s'the best I can think of right now.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
artificial vagina
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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.

Anders Nystrom's/Mikael Akerfeldt's Mind(s)
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
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I would have sex with a bagel. I think it would be pretty easy too.

and you wouldnt have to put butter on it to eat it!
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yes... i could have sex with an item couldn't i?
apple pie.

ahahaha, like bueller?
love is love // return to dust
a girl.

"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

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