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#1
so i have to write lyrics about how God helps people
any ideas pit?

my plan is to walk into class with an acoustic and sing a slaughter job of the lyrics. iz gonna be good time

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#3
What kind of shit school do you go to?

And religion thread, i suppose.
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No, just go into your class and sit there with your guitar, completely silent.
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#8
God helps people.
Some say he's evil.
I fell into some shit face first.
Though the water in the shit quenched my thirst.
The weird man, me he was raping.
While god was just stood there laughing.
May the Force be with You.
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#10
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It would be way easier to write about how God causes disasters and whatnot.


and more truthful.
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#11
Here ya go:

God is the reason we live in dismay
It is his will that this world's suffering
If we do not believe what you foretell
We can expect afterlife will be hell

You are the one who killed his own son
We are the ones you're blaming it on
Lust was created beginning with hymn
When we indulge we are guilty of sin
Torture our lives with confusion and lies
Mass contradiction, religious facades

BLAME IT ON GOD
BLAME IT ON GOD
BLAME IT ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR

[Lead: Eric]

Lord of salvation keep looking away
It is your will that this world goes astray
Take us each day from this place you unworthed
Unfulfilled promise of heaven on earth

You are the one who killed your own son
We are the ones your hatred is on
Children are dying and this you're content
Where is your profit in what you have left
No intervention from angels above
god is the reason that Satan lives on
#12
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so i have to write lyrics about how God helps people
any ideas pit?

my plan is to walk into class with an acoustic and sing a slaughter job of the lyrics. iz gonna be good time

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That's even worse than my eighth-grade health class song we had to write.

One kid's song was "does your penis hang low, does it wobble to and fro..", and he got full credit.


Just plagerize (sp?).
#13
A lot of people have faith in god, it's not god that helps people it's that faith, whether they believe in a god or anything powerful.

I do not believe in god, but I respect people who do because it can help people through tough times.
#14
just take any love song with a girls name in it and change the girls name to GOD.
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#16
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Here ya go:

God is the reason we live in dismay
It is his will that this world's suffering
If we do not believe what you foretell
We can expect afterlife will be hell

You are the one who killed his own son
We are the ones you're blaming it on
Lust was created beginning with hymn
When we indulge we are guilty of sin
Torture our lives with confusion and lies
Mass contradiction, religious facades

BLAME IT ON GOD
BLAME IT ON GOD
BLAME IT ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR

[Lead: Eric]

Lord of salvation keep looking away
It is your will that this world goes astray
Take us each day from this place you unworthed
Unfulfilled promise of heaven on earth

You are the one who killed your own son
We are the ones your hatred is on
Children are dying and this you're content
Where is your profit in what you have left
No intervention from angels above
god is the reason that Satan lives on

Is that Deicide faggotry or something?
#17
please, lets not get in to a crazy religion flame war
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#18
isn't it illegal for schools to influnce religious views?
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Red and white are
All I see
Jesus in front of me
Mary somewhere looking for me
Reachin' out to me, feel mah sins.

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#20
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isn't it illegal for schools to influnce religious views?

Not if it's a private school, which I'm guessing it is.
#21
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Just go in and sing this.

Nobody will know, it's from the 80's.


This.

And the lyrics that a guy wrote out a few posts above was epic.

Someone record it, now.
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#22
Jesus loves me
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#23
How about a little South Park inspiration

"I want to get on my knees and praise Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all over my face"
#24
Lefts just say your class is lucky I was not in it..


I would create the most brutal God lyrics ever.
#25
He's so good at killing people. Infact, he killed 10 million more people than the devil in the Bible! Man, how cool is god! Not only is he a hypocrite, but he's too stealthy to talk more than one person every 200 years! But hell, if Abraham and Moses SAY they talked to god, it must be true! It's not like there were any liars 2000 years ago!
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Lefts just say your class is lucky I was not in it..


I would create the most brutal God lyrics ever.
I didn't hear anyone specify which god.

You could do it on Ares the God of War.
#28
here's a real answer
god helps people by giving them a way to not be afraid of death....showing how stupid people are...
#29
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isn't it illegal for schools to influnce religious views?


Not if they are Catholic schools.
#31
Thats why I don't go to any religious school, I hate god....Id sing about praising Lucifer and the sacred number...
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#32
im canadian...catholic school. its not private,anybody can in, and TBH i'm glad i go there. the public school where i live has like 1000+, we have like 300. and we totally rape them in terms of music.they play football, we play music. and we do a damn fine job IMO
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#33
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Got it in one!

Nice.

I've never listened to them; I'd like to, but I'd feel really guilty listening to them, since I'm christian. I listen to Necrophagist and Disavowed and stuff, but Deicide is waaaay anti-christian, idk.
#34
God - for some reason we feel ours is the right one, with no proof whatsoever, while every other is wrong.
#35
Sing "Sweet Child O Mine" and change Child to God.
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Nice.

I've never listened to them; I'd like to, but I'd feel really guilty listening to them, since I'm christian. I listen to Necrophagist and Disavowed and stuff, but Deicide is waaaay anti-christian, idk.


Think of it as this:

You're simply trying to understand those with problems with organised religion.

Personally, I think they're quite funny.
#37
You could write...

He helps people find somebody to blame
He helps people experience the placebo effect

I'm not sure...that's all I got.
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Quote by saphrax
Think of it as this:

You're simply trying to understand those with problems with organised religion.

Personally, I think they're quite funny.

I suppose I could give them a try.

This is somewhat off-topic, but I've always wondered; why is that Anal C*nt doesn't make fun of Christianity in any of their songs (as far as I know)?
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