#1
so i have a ****ing stupid writing prompt that i have to write a paper that, when read, lasts 3-5 minutes long. the prompt is as follows: Service and sacrifice my America's veterans benefit today's youth by.....

any takers? i desperatly need help on this, i dont even know where to start!
#2
What?

That doesn't even make sense...

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#3
"enforcing and defending the freedoms and values our youth hold today"

btw give a little more context to this prompt
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#5
i gave you exactly what i was told. thats the prompt. thats the requirements. that is seriously the ****ing prompt they gave us. it ****ing sucks....
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i gave you exactly what i was told. thats the prompt. thats the requirements. that is seriously the ****ing prompt they gave us. it ****ing sucks....

Just make a 5 minute improvisatory rant about how shitty your teacher or whoever wrote this prompt's grammar is and how hard the American educational system is failing.

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#8
It's fairly simple really just talk about how since they fought to defend our country we still have freedoms and are not ruled by nazi germany.
#9
You honestly can't think of a way the service and sacrifice of veterans benefits you today? I guess that's why the youth of America is so messed up.
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You honestly can't think of a way the service and sacrifice of veterans benefits you today? I guess that's why the youth of America is so messed up.


no but write a ****ing 5 minute essay on it bitch.
#12
dude...we have that same one, in our Government Class...but its an optional thing. i was thinking about doing it, i guess the winner of the contest gets to go to Washington DC and a 5K Grand prize....

that totally doesnt help but i thought it was cool...

but i agree with Mr. McAwesome
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dude...we have that same one, in our Government Class...but its an optional thing. i was thinking about doing it, i guess the winner of the contest gets to go to Washington DC and a 5K Grand prize....

that totally doesnt help but i thought it was cool...

but i agree with Mr. McAwesome


Well thank you sir.

I kind of object to being called a bitch because i respect the sacrifice of veterans. The fact that you're even on UG right now doing this is because of their sacrifice. Just think of it that way.
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what? Did you get that one from the "Creative Swearing" thread? You make me sick. Just kidding, but seriously, all i want is help, not people bitching about how i cant think of anything to write.

edit: and i kind of object to you being a dickhead about the topic and hot helping in any goddamn way. Seriously, if you dont have an answer to the question, then dont post. Coming into a thread and bitching about the question asked helps nothing, so let the people who want to help help, but dont be a douche about it.
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what? Did you get that one from the "Creative Swearing" thread? You make me sick. Just kidding, but seriously, all i want is help, not people bitching about how i cant think of anything to write.

No, that's an original I just came up with for this special occasion. Cereally though, 5 minutes isn't that much.

Think about the freedom's you have today because of the veterans and start off with a broad introduction and then give more specific examples in your body paragraphs.
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what? Did you get that one from the "Creative Swearing" thread? You make me sick. Just kidding, but seriously, all i want is help, not people bitching about how i cant think of anything to write.

edit: and i kind of object to you being a dickhead about the topic and hot helping in any goddamn way. Seriously, if you dont have an answer to the question, then dont post. Coming into a thread and bitching about the question asked helps nothing, so let the people who want to help help, but dont be a douche about it.



That fact that you're able to voice your opinion online while acting like a total ass hat is a result of the sacrifice of veterans. Does that help?

Honestly, you should be writing instead of arguing. If you want serious help with your homework, don't post about it on a forum like this.
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You honestly can't think of a way the service and sacrifice of veterans benefits you today? I guess that's why the youth of America is so messed up.


above is the definition of acting like an ass hat. stereotyping an entire nation while posting something of no relevance(sp?) to the question asked. next time stop trying to be a bad ass and think before you post; that would solve this entire problem.
#20
How do we sacrifice veterans today?

Well I personally am a fan of immolation, and the crushing of the pelvis due to violent butt-sex.


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Just make a 5 minute improvisatory rant about how shitty your teacher or whoever wrote this prompt's grammar is and how hard the American educational system is failing.


That's what I did on one of my school district's problem/solution essay tests.

The prompt was some bullshit story about someone who was suposedly cheating and was ratted out by some girl who supposedly liked him.

I saw the problem, and I wrote.

I got a 0 on my ideas (who knew not following the prompt would get you bad grades? ) but perfect scores on everything else.
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#22
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above is the definition of acting like an ass hat. stereotyping an entire nation while posting something of no relevance(sp?) to the question asked. next time stop trying to be a bad ass and think before you post; that would solve this entire problem.


No, the fact that you take this so seriously is pretty ass hat-ish. To me it seemed like such an easy question, i was baffled at the fact that it was posing a problem to you. You seem like an intelligent individual judging by the points you make. Just focus, get off the internet and write the paper. Unless your urge to view pornography outweighs your urge to do well in school. Since I'm the better person, i will put this argument aside and for your sake, offer some good advice to help you with your assignment. Sound fare? I think that's the case. What are your ideas?
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How do we sacrifice veterans today?

Well I personally am a fan of immolation, and the crushing of the pelvis due to violent butt-sex.


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lol i dont think that is what the prompt was heading toward lol, but thanks anyway.
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No, the fact that you take this so seriously is pretty ass hat-ish. To me it seemed like such an easy question, i was baffled at the fact that it was posing a problem to you. You seem like an intelligent individual judging by the points you make. Just focus, get off the internet and write the paper. Unless your urge to view pornography outweighs your urge to do well in school. Since I'm the better person, i will put this argument aside and for your sake, offer some good advice to help you with your assignment. Sound fare? I think that's the case. What are your ideas?


well, i already have the paper half done, i used an idea in the first few posts. the only reason this thread is still alive is because you pissed me off by generalizing all american youth.

edit: ****...double post...my bad....
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well, i already have the paper half done, i used an idea in the first few posts. the only reason this thread is still alive is because you pissed me off by generalizing all american youth.

edit: ****...double post...my bad....



Yes i did, and that was wrong of me. :slaps hand: Bad Mr.McAwesom. I just had a bad day and decided to take it out on people who don't know me, and that was also wrong of me. :slaps hand twice: Double-bad Mr.McAwesom. It pissed me off that you seemed to have no veneration towards people who gave you so much. The censored language didn't help either.
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#26
most people who are pissed use bad language. and its not that i dont reconize what the vets have done, its that how do you start a essay about it?
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most people who are pissed use bad language. and its not that i dont reconize what the vets have done, its that how do you start a essay about it?



Okay then, that clarifies the situation. I'm sorry for being an ass hat. Hows that?
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Okay, you can apologize later.
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