#1
For some unknown reason, I need to come up with a funny random line after "Coming up next..."

You know, for when they're doing news reports, and then the anchorman goes "Coming up next... can your dog tell the future? More details at 11."

Anyways, I wanna see what you guys can come up with. Make it funny. Make it random. Make it downright stupid if you want. Now go!
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#5
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#7
Downright stupid? Alrighty then.

"Coming up next little Susan was finally found at the park....and the rest of her, at the carnival."
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#8
I always hate it cuz their like "Coming up at 11, something in your home is silently killing you, find out at 11." And I'm like if it's that ****in important tell me now!
#9
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Coming up next: Fidel the Penguin and How His Moustache Nearly Rule the World.

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#10
"Coming up next..........LOLOLOLOLOL sorry folks, I said COMING!!"
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#11
Coming up after the break, the latest in the Peter Peter Pumpkin-Eater abduction trial.
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#13
Comming up next my hit list stay tuned.

Comming up next you can listen to cindy blowing me, say hi Cindy.

Cindy: Hi

at 11
#14
coming up next... how to get away with raping little boys with special guest michael jackson
#17
coming up next.. sixwingmortal has been raped. Find out who the rapist was at 11
#19
Coming up next, The legalization of LSD: Advocates and... pretty unicooooooooooooorn...
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#20
Coming up next at 11:00, how the dog went home, ate, took a nap, and one thing led to another and we are bombing Ephesus
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#21
*cut's to generic hick* It killed nine of my goat, and I could... not find it *back to news guy* What was it? Find out next
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#22
Coming up next, a Pig who refuses to eat Jews..?
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#24
coming up next on the 11 o'clock news...

apples in your bum..what's the most comfortable way to get hem up there and how to get the most of your pleasure from them.
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Coming up next, UG(an internet forum forum) members bought a missle base, find out how they plan to use it.
How? HOOOOOOWWWW?

For mine:

Coming up next, an online image board sues its members for "excessive fapping." More details at 11.
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#30
Comming up next: Something in your house is going to kill you, and its not asbestos. But don't look behind you and ignore the noises of approaching footsteps because we have the full story at 11.


Stoner News: Comming up soon dude: Specks of dust. Bits of dirt, or tiny universes you can inhale? All this far out shit and cloud shapes after this. *bong noises*
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#31
Coming up next... He died for your sins, you gave him your soul, and now he's back again, for your brains! Zombie Jesus has arrived! Exclusive interview at 11!
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#32
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Coming up next... He died for your sins, you gave him your soul, and now he's back again, for your brains! Zombie Jesus has arrived! Exclusive interview at 11!



The prince of peace is back. But he's PISSED OFF!

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#34
Coming up next.... Do you really know what your kids are doing in kindergarden???

*Video clip starts*
white girl: *sob* he told me to see if I could do a split and then he grabbed my thighs and.....

black kid: I tapped that shit NIGGGAAAAA!!!!!!
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#38
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I always hate it cuz their like "Coming up at 11, something in your home is silently killing you, find out at 11." And I'm like if it's that ****in important tell me now!

win right there
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