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#1
Exactly how it sounds. How was the user above you last night?


This is going to fail hard, isn't it?
#3
Quote by InvaderTSN
He prematurely ejaculated.



I gotta admit, that was a good one.
#4
He was underage.


I mean what?
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#5
Terrible....it was like trying to do it with an intoxicated rabbit with 3 legs.

Not that I know what that's like.

#6
He forgot to give me my turn.
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#7
having a bass wedged up my *** kinda hurt, but not bad otherwise

EDIT: To Another bassist
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#9
He tried to use a knife to stimulate me. I refused, so he pulled out a giant dildo shaped like a saw. It was a saw. I said, 'Shit, son. You get way from me.' Then I drove home naked and drunk.
#11
He missed.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#15
i'm not sure i'll ever have as much fun, or as much bleeding of my crotch area as i did with him...

COMEDY! PROGRESSIVE! PUNK!

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#18
He forgot the condom
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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#19
Quote by thrashmetal101
didn't finish his sentences...

"Violent Roleplay"
It was directed towards Black Ammendment...

But I was beaten... Just like the user above me was last night!
#20
Quote by 022044
"Violent Roleplay"
It was directed towards Black Ammendment...

But I was beaten... Just like the user above me was last night!


Now, I'm starting to get a tad bit scared; what if at three in the morning, I see your shadow and you actually do rape me?
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#21
Quote by black amendment
Now, I'm starting to get a tad bit scared; what if at three in the morning, I see your shadow and you actually do rape me?

*crouches back into shadows*

Uh... what? I didn't catch that...
#22
Quote by 022044
*crouches back into shadows*

Uh... what? I didn't catch that...


Curse you! btw, last night, you were extremely unforgiving(it still hurts)
Hold the Heathen hammer high!
#23
screamed another mans name....

bastard...
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#24
Insisted on listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers than have hot buttery sex

(to x thurston x)
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#25
He tasted a bit gamey, and his brain was rather stringy
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#31
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Amazing.....


Why thank you You teach Latin?? Awesome! Last night was worth the extra 150$(that I didn't have :p)
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#32
not enough gasoline.
Save a drum, Bang a drummer!


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You guys are REALLY strict. Worse than neopets.


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cokesodanotdrug, your a bitch.
#33
Small and mediocre
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#36
Quote by TheMantipede
Contrary to popular belief, he was indeed a "one-armed drummer."



I dunno, I thought you had an amputee fetish....
#37
I think he was allergic to viagra
Save a drum, Bang a drummer!


Quote by Dragatear
You guys are REALLY strict. Worse than neopets.


Quote by Tyler Wright
cokesodanotdrug, your a bitch.
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