This is why I don't read your threads.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.

Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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Probably bullshit. I reckon pooing in a cup is too much effort, unless you're on camera with a pianist of course. The people who claimed to have eaten this are probably saying this so they can get an out of court settlement.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
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Nice avatar...
I misread that as "Human Faces"...
I was like wahghghTS!

lol me to but still almost as gross
"I'm no professah!"
~Henry Rollins
Yes, I will now never again eat in a restaurant, as I now know that faecal matter in ice cream is common practice throughout the globe .
No it isn't. Stop lying.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.



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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
O LAWDS dat ain't chocolate!
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?

put another shrimp on the bobbie!
put another sh --

well, you know where I'm going with this/
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
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Nice avatar...
I misread that as "Human Faces"...
I was like wahghghTS!

I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

Please, recommend me any bands or artists of any genre or medium. Paintings, poets, writers, books, paintings, songs, musicians.

Anything, anything at all. Please.
Yeah, right. Everybody knows it's a common practice. Let's all stop eating in restaurants.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.

I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!