#1
Hey pit we should make a story of everything like the origin of the pit. Show your literary side. We can all make a line or something..I'll start:

"Once upon a time, a group of people were together drinking lemonade."

k guys lets make this story!!
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#2
And they simultaneously developed colon cancer.
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#4
Cereal!
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#6
rape + fap = *********

amidoinitrite?
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#10
Lol
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#11
I'm thinking National Bestseller...

Yes, this will sell millions of copies.
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#12
you know in family guy where God farts on a lighter and the universe is created?
the pit was one of those little microscopic bits of shit that sometimes sneak out when you do a really massive fart
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#13
One day some Russian kid made a website, after a few years he added some forums, one of which he called the pit. The end
#15
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you know in family guy where God farts on a lighter and the universe is created?
the pit was one of those little microscopic bits of shit that sometimes sneak out when you do a really massive fart

haha now that's sig worthy
#16
Once upon a time, a group of Russian people were together drinking lemonade. Suddenly one of them developed colon cancer. The colon cancer took over his body and made him rape which concluded into one massive lemon-flavored rape.. then shortly afterwords a russian man fapped all over his computer looking at porn and therefore the pit started.

sound good?
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Last edited by dreams broken at Oct 27, 2008,
#18
Here's the story.

One day this guy called Eugeny Naidenov, AKA Zapp created a site called www.ultimate-guitar.com . Now this site was supposed to be a tab site for guitarists.

To make it more interesting, he and his team decided to make forums on the site.

Thus, the forum called 'The Pit' was born.
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#19
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Once upon a time, a group of Russian people were together drinking lemonade. Suddenly one of them developed colon cancer. The colon cancer took over his body and made him rape which concluded into one massive lemon-flavored rape.. then shortly afterwords a russian man fapped all over his computer looking at porn and therefore the pit started.

sound good?


But, but i dont like lemonade
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#20
then they all relized it was just an elphant so they buoght some pudding
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#21
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One day some Russian kid made a website, after a few years he added some forums, one of which he called the pit. The end

He also developed a searchbar, which, rumor has it, a few people may know how to use, although this myth has been debunked many times.
#22
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He also developed a searchbar, which, rumor has it, a few people may know how to use, although this myth has been debunked many times.


#23
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He also developed a searchbar, which, rumor has it, a few people may know how to use, although this myth has been debunked many times.


The search bar was a well-known legend, said to be a powerful relic of times long past that showed itself only to the chosen ones, leaving the unworthy to a life of repetition and frequently asked questions.
#24
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The search bar was a well-known legend, said to be a powerful relic of times long past that showed itself only to the chosen ones, leaving the unworthy to a life of repetition and frequently asked questions.

When newcomers to the site figured out how to properly use the searchbar, they would occasionally necrobump threads from many months prior.
#27
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then they fapped after watching the prestige.

circle jerk ftw
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#28
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sound good so far
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