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#1
My last name is Haynes...
Not even Hanes...
Everyone bugs me about it though.
If someone asks for my name and I tell them they're like, "Like the underwear...HOHAHABWAGAHAHJFSD!JJ@KJK@@JK@@@!!!!"
I say no, like my last name.
Sometimes I just reply with something along the lines of, "Yeah, proving the fact that I'll get more ass then you or anyone else on the planet."
I felt clever until my guy friend checked and informed me that he was wearing Hanes...


Anyone else have stories about getting hassled for your name or doing likewise to someone for theirs?
#2
Yeah my surname is stupidly long and stupidly difficult to pronounce.
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#4
wondergem. need i say more.
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#6
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What is it?



...you know...so i can get some info b4 teh raporz...


Pir-Siahbazy.

I don't even fuckin' know why it has a hyphen.
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#8
My last name is Raynes. No one can pronounce it surprisingly. It's a killer name though.
#9
Quote by Guitarfreak217
bwahaha...
I jut burst out laughing...
How do you even say that?


Fuck you you brand of underwear!

It's pronounced how it's spelt....
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#10
Haynes and Raynes

anyways,
my last name is, De Guia. (De Gi-yah)
I got 99 problems and they all bitches
#11
Name: Yannis (Giannis) the equal of "John" in Greek
Surname: Zafeiriadis (the "ei" is pronounced as "i" or "ee") it means the the son of Saphire

i think it is pretty cool tho, a bit long
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#12
i get huge amounts of grief for my name. No joke, my first name is Mario. So ofcourse, when i meet new people they always say 'WOW SUPER MARIO' 'ARE YOU ITALIAN' and the best one 'WHERE'S LUIGI'
I have to reply sarcastically that 'WOW, you are so damn original. You know, I've never ever heard that joke before? You want to be friends?' ****ing morons
My last name doesn't help matters either. Kranidiotes. Kran-i-di-o-tes. It has IDIOT in the middle!
When I recieved my oyster card I actually laughed out loud, because seeing the name Mario Kranidiotes in print just looks retarded.
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Quote by Cytagasm
i get huge amounts of grief for my name. No joke, my first name is Mario. So ofcourse, when i meet new people they always say 'WOW SUPER MARIO' 'ARE YOU ITALIAN' and the best one 'WHERE'S LUIGI'
I have to reply sarcastically that 'WOW, you are so damn original. You know, I've never ever heard that joke before? You want to be friends?' ****ing morons
My last name doesn't help matters either. Kranidiotes. Kran-i-di-o-tes. It has IDIOT in the middle!
When I recieved my oyster card I actually laughed out loud, because seeing the name Mario Kranidiotes in print just looks retarded.


hello fella greek

Kranidiotes was a minister also neh?
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#15
Quote by Guitarfreak217
I tryed to say it how it was spelt and it hurt my tongue and my brain...


Peer-Seeah-Baazee.
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#17
Quote by Cytagasm
i get huge amounts of grief for my name. No joke, my first name is Mario. So ofcourse, when i meet new people they always say 'WOW SUPER MARIO' 'ARE YOU ITALIAN' and the best one 'WHERE'S LUIGI'
I have to reply sarcastically that 'WOW, you are so damn original. You know, I've never ever heard that joke before? You want to be friends?' ****ing morons
My last name doesn't help matters either. Kranidiotes. Kran-i-di-o-tes. It has IDIOT in the middle!
When I recieved my oyster card I actually laughed out loud, because seeing the name Mario Kranidiotes in print just looks retarded.



Can you be my friend???

Oysters?
#18
My second name is O'Shea, no doctor has ever pronounced it right ... they have an MD but can't pronounce a simple Irish name. I quite like it though, it has punctuation in it ... i'm oddly proud of that.
#20
My name is Robert Ergin Fagervoll Balci. As you see it is norwegian mixed with turkish, i've never heard anyone say my entire name flawlessly.
...What!?
#21
I'm not sure if he was a minister, but it's possible!
I would gladly be your friend:P Your name has got to equal mine in retardness first tho:P
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#22
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You know what!?

furgets u...


Just call me Dante.
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#23
my last name is sansum but people always say samsung then start calling me samsung mobile and it really does pi** me off
#24
My surname is Engineer. I shit you not, so you can imagine all the idiots who say, "So you wanna be a doctor when you grow up?"
#26
Quote by KenMasters
Name: Yannis (Giannis) the equal of "John" in Greek
Surname: Zafeiriadis (the "ei" is pronounced as "i" or "ee") it means the the son of Saphire

i think it is pretty cool tho, a bit long


Just change your name from Yannis to John.

I had a friend once whose name was Yusuf and he changed it to Joseph
sup, my name is abe
#28
lol, My mate josh has got the worst one i reckon:

"Balls"

he went out with a girl called Rosie as well. imagine if they got married XD
#30
You guys all have it easy, you wanna know my real name???

Abu Ayman Ibrahim bin Ayman bin Ibrahim bin Irshaid bin Salem Al-Hawari
sup, my name is abe
#31
my year has a chris stoner a lauren large and a william rape , (willy rape)
#32
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My surname is Engineer. I shit you not, so you can imagine all the idiots who say, "So you wanna be a doctor when you grow up?"


Is that some new breed of idiot? Because I don't think i've ever met anyone that stupid.

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#33
K, my name is Herber
There's so many ways to make fun of that...i've been called GERBER, PERVERT, A-BEAR, EBER...then my last name is just so hard to pronouce for so many people...
#34
Quote by abluesman100
Just change your name from Yannis to John.

I had a friend once whose name was Yusuf and he changed it to Joseph


i think i'll keep :Yannis"

it maybe usuall in greece but it sounds exotic to thew rest of the world...

most of my friends call meh Johny tho..
and YES i write it johny, not Johnny
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#35
Quote by abluesman100
You guys all have it easy, you wanna know my real name???

Abu Ayman Ibrahim bin Ayman bin Ibrahim bin Irshaid bin Salem Al-Hawari


i think you just wrote half of your family tree
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#36
My name's James, it isn't too bad I guess.

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#37
Well My name is really unique and cool for a stage name
my singer too

Me ( lead guitar) - Michael Shpunt

Singer- Vinny Lane

I really love my name, and no one believes that its my actual birth name

Shpunt

yeah, its Russian.
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#38
My last name is Fawcett. Yes like the sink, but the sink is spelled, "faucet"
#40
I have a ****in cool name it's Ayrton but everyone when they first hear it or see it written down call me aaron and im like its got a t in it so pronounce it right you moron
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