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#1
so basically, as stated, i want to get fired from my job. i work at a local hardware store that also sells appliances(refrigerators, washers, dryers, and the like) and i am part of the delivery dept. i figure since im leaving soon anyway, i might as well get fired. the only thing is, it has to be EPIC. any ideas?
#2
shit on your supervisors chest.....then he wont be a credible reference because when he tells your next employer the story he will sound insane
#7
Why not part on mutual terms and have the chance of getting a good reference for future jobs than fucking over a company no doubt already hit by the problems of the world's economic crisis.

Retard.
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#9
Pull up outside your boss' house, with the rear of the van/lorry etc right up to the front door, when he answers the door push a fridge out of the back and on top of him/her. Problem solved!
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#11
Shit in a freezer then deliver it to someones house.

Or steal a load of shit.

Just quit anyway, being fired is not going to be good when you look for another one.
#12
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Or you can just hand in your notice and not be an asshole? It won't be epic, it'll simply end up in you getting a far from good reference.

He's got a green name for a reason, listen to him. Don't be an idiot and get yourself fired, it could come back and get you a terrible referrence later in life.
#13
Use one of the display toilets in the middle of the store.
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#15
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#16

Purpously getting fired is really dumb, just quit.
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#18
It's a bad idea and will make it harder for you to get jobs. However if you really want to do it, then whilst talking to your manager, whip out your wang and take a leak on him. That should do it.
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#20
Hide yourself in one of the fridges completely naked, then when someone comes to collect it for delivery jump out and scream 'I AM FRIDGAKHOR AND THIS IS THE FRIDGAPOCALYPSE!' then piss in their mouth. That should do it.

Oh, wait, this is the Pit. Ok, rape them as well.

Or you could just quit like a grown-up...
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#21
You're an idiot. You realize that almost all employers require you to list previous work experience and give references, right? Unless you want a job in some of the seedier areas of the film industry, you're not going to find an employer that wants some teenage prick who shat on his boss's property at his last job.
#22
take a s*it in the sink? F*ck the bosses daughter/son/him. Rape all of the employees. Hotbox the crap out of the warehouse.
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#23
Start talking about how things could be better off if everyone was dead.


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You're an idiot. You realize that almost all employers require you to list previous work experience and give references, right? Unless you want a job in some of the seedier areas of the film industry, you're not going to find an employer that wants some teenage prick who shat on his boss's property at his last job.


thats why you shit on his chest
#27
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Hide yourself in one of the fridges completely naked, then when someone comes to collect it for delivery jump out and scream 'I AM FRIDGAKHOR AND THIS IS THE FRIDGAPOCALYPSE!' then piss in their mouth. That should do it.

Oh, wait, this is the Pit. Ok, rape them as well.

Or you could just quit like a grown-up...


#29
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Hide yourself in one of the fridges completely naked, then when someone comes to collect it for delivery jump out and scream 'I AM FRIDGAKHOR AND THIS IS THE FRIDGAPOCALYPSE!' then piss in their mouth.



Erm, I dont want to be a spoil sport, but im pretty sure once your in a fridge form the inside your locked in...but then again it probably wouldnt be switched on.
#30
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Erm, I dont want to be a spoil sport, but im pretty sure once your in a fridge form the inside your locked in...but then again it probably wouldnt be switched on.


No fridge can compete with the awesome powers of Fridgakhor.
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#33
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Or you can just hand in your notice and not be an asshole? It won't be epic (HINT: nothing you can do will reach anything near epic. Ever), it'll simply end up in you getting a far from good reference.


Don't tell him that. This guy is obviously an idiot.

TS, take the strangest, most illegal suggestion from this thread, and do it. If you're stupid enough to want to get fired, then you deserve a bad reference.
#34
Throw the refrigerators down the stairs...


Or better still, throw you're boss down the stairs!
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#35
dude, walk into ure supervisors office, sit down on his chair, put ure feet up on his desk and crack open a beer....
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#36
Why don't you grow a pair and decide to not be a d*ck and get a good reference?
Or you could just listen to all of the other idiots in the thread who are stupid enough to give you immature ideas.
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#37
im guessing this is fake just to make an "interesting" thread
nobody who works can be so stupid to lose a good reference just to be cool
#38
My mate who worked in a bakery almost got fired for making a giant cake and lobbing it at a customer's head. Not sure this would work in your job but would certainly be surprising.

But yeah, if you're looking for a new job and need a reference, just quit.
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My mate who worked in a bakery almost got fired for making a giant cake and lobbing it at a customer's head. Not sure this would work in your job but would certainly be surprising.


how big was the cake?
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#40
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so basically, as stated, i want to get fired from my job. i work at a local hardware store that also sells appliances(refrigerators, washers, dryers, and the like) and i am part of the delivery dept. i figure since im leaving soon anyway, i might as well get fired. the only thing is, it has to be EPIC. any ideas?


Just quit in good terms with your employer? Getting fired = if you put that job on your resumé and your next potential employer calls your previous employer, you're basically screwed.
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