#1
So my idiot friend who has ADD ( or at least I think ), almost got us in a car accident, scary as shit..

We were driving down to our friend's house when we pass a mcdonalds, here's how it goes:

Me: Yeah he said his dad fixed the headstock so I could probably use it for the show
friend: oh sweet yeah, but what about the pick-upsOMG MCDONALDS NOM NOM NOM
*swift turn, car sounding out massive break screech on the side of us*
Me: HOLY SHIT DUDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
friend: well...i was hungry..

So pit I ask you, does he have ADD or is he just an idiot?
And add any similar experiences

And yes we got the food.
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#3


What an idiot
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#4
That was no accident.

It was part of a series of Mcdonalds related car swerves. They've been happening all over *looks at location* Sweden lately.
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#5
He was hungry. I think it is you overreacting, therefore you with ADD.
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He was hungry. I think it is you overreacting, therefore you with ADD.


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He was hungry. I think it is you overreacting, therefore you with ADD.


This.

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#10
The title of this thread makes it sound like you really wanted to be in a car accident.
#11
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#13
I would probably do the same thing...
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#14
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That was no accident.

It was part of a series of Mcdonalds related car swerves. They've been happening all over *looks at location* Sweden lately.


They probably have a Snow mobile line at their Mc Donald's :p
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#15
Your friend is stupid, although how you can base the assumption he has ADD from that story I have no idea
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#16
I nearly got run over once by accidentally walking into a road while teting and listening to my iPod, the car stopped like half a foot away from me. There were two people in there lolin'
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#17
This is oddly reminiscent of all those attention *****s on the net that were "almost raped" or something similar...
#18
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That was no accident.

It was part of a series of Mcdonalds related car swerves. They've been happening all over *looks at location* your mom lately.


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#20
Seriously, who can be distacted that easily?


Wait, did you say McDonalds?
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#21
That is pretty bad.

My friend is also a jackass.

Sometimes when he drives, he says to the person in shotgun, "Our lives are in your hand" and then proceeds to close his eyes and take his hand off the steering wheel. Asshole.

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#22
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That is pretty bad.

My friend is also a jackass.

Sometimes when he drives, he says to the person in shotgun, "Our lives are in your hand" and then proceeds to close his eyes and take his hand off the steering wheel. Asshole.


We have similar friends I suppose.

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Seriously, who can be distacted that easily?


Wait, did you say McDonalds?



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#24
That guy deserves a medal. Oh and sorry about him almost killing you, my old childminders son just died in a motorcycle crash, i'm put off buying a motorbike now, even though i quite liked the idea of having one.
#25
ADD is a stupid catch-all used by ignorant people

"So-and-so will sometimes change the subject in the middle of a conversation, therefore he has ADD"

Some people are simply dumb, irresponsible, rude, or childish. There aren't as many with ADD as we think there are.

I'd say your friend is just a dumbass who should be more careful when he drives. Getting excited is no excuse for causing an accident.

"I'm sorry I caused that person to rear-end me, officer, but I rrrreeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy wanted to get some Micky Dee's!"
#26
One time I was riding my bike, so as I was crossing the street all the cars stop, naturally, but then this one girl comes speeding out of nowhere (talking on her cell phone), just misses me and hits my back tire. I did a full 360, with both wheels on the ground, and didn't fall off.
Anyways, I just thought that was pretty cool. Oh, and she bent my tire. Grr.
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One time I was riding my bike, so as I was crossing the street all the cars stop, naturally, but then this one girl comes speeding out of nowhere (talking on her cell phone), just misses me and hits my back tire. I did a full 360, with both wheels on the ground, and didn't fall off.
Anyways, I just thought that was pretty cool. Oh, and she bent my tire. Grr.



isn't it crazy how it always seems to be chicks under the age of 25 who are seen doing that shit?

last winter i was leaving the library and crossing the street to get to my car. this is michigan, so in the winter there's plenty of snow and it's 5pm constitutes as "it's getting dark". it was in Big Rapids, which is in the second poorest county in Michigan, which has had it's own financial crisis for years, which means there was about a foot of snow on the sides of the road, it was icy and there was some water on top of the ice because there's very little money to fund snow plows.

so here we go. it's 8pm, dark, snowing, wet/icy roads, and i'm trying to cross the street. i'm halfway across the road when this SUV, something along the size of a Jeep Liberty, turns the corner and is speeding RIGHT TOWARDS ME!

this chick is driving 50 in a residential area with no headlights and she's texting on her goddamn cell phone, all in shitty weather with shitty roads and very little light.

and of course i couldn't write down her license plate number because her headlights weren't on (if you don't know, the headlights activate the running lights and this little light which illuminates the license plate)
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#30
Hint: Don't ride with this guy anymore, he'll get you killed with his stupidity.
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#31
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So my idiot friend who has ADD ( or at least I think ), almost got us in a car accident, scary as shit..

We were driving down to our friend's house when we pass a mcdonalds, here's how it goes:

Me: Yeah he said his dad fixed the headstock so I could probably use it for the show
friend: oh sweet yeah, but what about the pick-upsOMG MCDONALDS NOM NOM NOM
*swift turn, car sounding out massive break screech on the side of us*
Me: HOLY SHIT DUDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
friend: well...i was hungry..

So pit I ask you, does he have ADD or is he just an idiot?
And add any similar experiences

And yes we got the food.


That part made me laugh.

Did he at least pay after almost killing you?
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NOM NOM NOM just made me laugh so much
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#35
I've almost been smashed into twice while sitting in the passenger seat, once with a friend who just blew through a yield sign, and another going through a stop sign thinking it was a 4 way stop when it was only a 2 way. Most certainly sucks when you see a car comin' right at you...