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#2
...oooohhh niceeeeeeee...mmmmmNO.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
What? this is terrible news!

*drives to nearest pub*


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#5
Not much of a surprise. The decline of alcohol sales in the 1930's in places like Germany hit a huge low actually, it's only to be expected. Pubs have been going out of business at a worrying rate for ages now.
#6
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Was on BBC news last week. Yeah, around 5 pubs close every day .



thats terrible. we need 10 on every street FFS
#7
I don't get it, wouldn't that be offset by people going through hard times that still have money? Wouldn't they be driven to the bottle? Or maybe that's why the beer sales are down, maybe beer isn't strong enough anymore lol.
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#9
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I don't get it, wouldn't that be offset by people going through hard times that still have money? Wouldn't they be driven to the bottle? Or maybe that's why the beer sales are down, maybe beer isn't strong enough anymore lol.


yeah but not at 3.80 a pint
#10
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I don't get it, wouldn't that be offset by people going through hard times that still have money? Wouldn't they be driven to the bottle? Or maybe that's why the beer sales are down, maybe beer isn't strong enough anymore lol.

6USD for a pint in pubs down here.

Although, crap booze from supermarket is cheap as chips...
#11
It's because supermarkets sell it in bulk for cheap.
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6USD for a pint in pubs down here.

Although, crap booze from supermarket is cheap as chips...


I see. Well I got a double shot of rum at the local casual dining restaurant here (Applebee's) and it was 7 USD lol.
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#14
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6USD for a pint in pubs down here.

Although, crap booze from supermarket is cheap as chips...


Seriously? I know places where an exceptionally good pint is £1.90.
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#15
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yeah but not at 3.80 a pint

£2.55 here


EDIT: ^ shut up ed hunter.. you're not even 18, so ha
#16
People tend to drink more in times of economic downturn, but they do it at home where it's far cheaper and no one throws you out for puking on the toilet seat.
#17
Well, my dad will be pretty pissed.


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#18
I will never stop drinking beer. When the world resembles a Mad Max flick I will be the crazy dude in the woods brewing beer.
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#19
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People tend to drink more in times of economic downturn, but they do it at home where it's far cheaper and no one throws you out for puking on the toilet seat.


Still funny how housewifes can act.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#20
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£2.55 here


EDIT: ^ shut up ed hunter.. you're not even 18, so ha


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#21
This thread fails, £1.50 for a pint here.
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#22
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I don't get it, wouldn't that be offset by people going through hard times that still have money? Wouldn't they be driven to the bottle? Or maybe that's why the beer sales are down, maybe beer isn't strong enough anymore lol.


Actually, in the part of London where the Square Mile is - the financial centre - the pubs have been doing a roaring trade, as all the bankers and brokers have been losing their jobs and are turning to drink. When Lehman's collapsed the pubs made loads.
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#23
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This thread fails, £1.50 for a pint here.

Seriously, the cheapest Newcastle Brown around here (my town just sells Dorset/Bath ales which are crap and only one bar here sells Hobgoblin, besides from the normals) is 2.80 around here. Night outs are costy fuckers, particularly if I stick to beer, which I can drink easily (I never binge on cider and only drink spirits at home).
#24
How do you always say its 1.50 or 2.50 for a pint? Is all the beer there priced the same or do you all just drink the same beer?

They are all priced different here... a PBR will be a buck where as a guiness or new castle will be 4/5 bucks.
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#25
I don't drink much, sorry for letting everyone down.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#26
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How do you always say its 1.50 or 2.50 for a pint? Is all the beer there priced the same or do you all just drink the same beer?

They are all priced different here... a PBR will be a buck where as a guiness or new castle will be 4/5 bucks.


Different beers = different prices. We just assume we're drinking different brews as there's a lot of regional differences in terms of beer
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#27
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Different beers = different prices. We just assume we're drinking different brews as there's a lot of regional differences in terms of beer


Ah ok. It just depends for me.. New Castle is my favorite beer but I just can't afford to go out and drink it all the time. Even a 12 pack is about 14 bucks.
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#28
just goes to show you how fucked up the UK government is.
all this bullshit universal healthcare,
when what's needed at times like this, is Universal Beer.


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just goes to show you how fucked up the UK government is.
all this bullshit universal healthcare,
when what's needed at times like this, is Universal Beer.


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..or beer drips
#30
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just goes to show you how fucked up the UK government is.
all this bullshit universal healthcare,
when what's needed at times like this, is Universal Beer.


Nationalising the beer industry? Free beer for all?

While - on the surface - that sounds fucking amazing, then there would only be one brand of beer: Party Beer, that's like Victory Gin in 1984. Then I wouldn't get my London Pride.
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Nationalising the beer industry? Free beer for all?

While - on the surface - that sounds fucking amazing, then there would only be one brand of beer: Party Beer, that's like Victory Gin in 1984. Then I wouldn't get my London Pride.


ESB > London Pride
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#32
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Nationalising the beer industry? Free beer for all?

While - on the surface - that sounds fucking amazing, then there would only be one brand of beer: Party Beer, that's like Victory Gin in 1984. Then I wouldn't get my London Pride.

Actually, I have recently found out that I am alcohol dependent. I am now not drinking any more to cure it (four weeks without drinking isn't fun ) but I got told by a friend, as advice, to keep drinking, break the barrier of alcohol dependent to alcoholic, and apparently I can collect cash to drink every day

It's all good.
#33
Man.. gin is some foul stuff. I rarely drink it. If I do it's with pineapple juice to kill the offensive floor cleaner taste.
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#34
Quote by Craigo
Actually, I have recently found out that I am alcohol dependent. I am now not drinking any more to cure it (four weeks without drinking isn't fun ) but I got told by a friend, as advice, to keep drinking, break the barrier of alcohol dependent to alcoholic, and apparently I can collect cash to drink every day

It's all good.


Paid to drink? Because you can't stop? Damn, so you can go down to Social Services, and ask for beer money?

MUM! GET ME MOAR LONDON PRIDE!
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#35
Quote by Craigo
6USD for a pint in pubs down here.

Although, crap booze from supermarket is cheap as chips...

The restaurant I used to work at sold every beer at $5; Domestic, imported, off the tap, or in a bottle. Biggest rip-off ever, considering they got kegs for less than college kids get 30 cases. All the other bars in town charged $2-3 domestic, and 5 for imported.
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#36
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Paid to drink? Because you can't stop? Damn, so you can go down to Social Services, and ask for beer money?

MUM! GET ME MOAR LONDON PRIDE!


I know... that made me want to move there.
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#37
i drink more than ever lately....my efforts are needed more than ever before
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#38
I'm sat here with some "bavaria" Holland beer. Its ok, and at like £2.50 for 4 from Tescos, can't really argue with that logic. I don't go to the pub simply because the one's round here are full of gay lorry drivers and nob heads.
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#39
i imagine the Daily Mail will present this as a crisis and an attack on out "British way of life"

and i will laugh at the irony since they always bitch about "binge" drinking
#40
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I'm sat here with some "bavaria" Holland beer. Its ok, and at like £2.50 for 4 from Tescos, can't really argue with that logic. I don't go to the pub simply because the one's round here are full of gay lorry drivers and nob heads.


After four pints you'll find yourself bent over the bar, a beer mat gagging you, YMCA blasting through the speakers and six lorry drivers fisting you, with four more whipping you with a cat'o'nine tails. If I were you, I'd drink alone.
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