#1
fvck, we were all eating dinner, and my mom made something with grpes, it was in the oven for a while, so the grapes went brown.
we were done with dinner, and its DOG FEEDING TIME!
so i went over to his "food vessle", took it, poured some into a glass, and one of little sh*t from his food falls into what my mom made.
i took a spoon and took it out, that moment my mom came to me and asked "are u going to eat that?" i said "mom, what do ya think?"
she took the spoon with the dog chow, and just ate it.
she spitted it out and started drinkin water for the taste to go away, while i was LOLING hard on the floor, and god, i swear, i lied on the groun 15 minutes, laughing, drewling on the floor.
any awesome stuff like that u wanna share? XD
#4
I kind of want to kill myself now.
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#6
Your, uh, kind of a douche, man.
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#7
fvck, we were all eating dinner, and my mom made something with grpes, it was in the oven for a while, so the grapes went brown.
we were done with dinner, and its DOG FEEDING TIME!
so i went over to his "food vessle", took it, poured some into a glass, and one of little sh*t from his food falls into what my mom made.
i took a spoon and took it out, that moment my mom came to me and asked "are u going to eat that?" i said "mom, what do ya think?"
she took the spoon with the dog chow, and just ate it.
she spitted it out and started drinkin water for the taste to go away, while i was LOLING hard on the floor, and god, i swear, i lied on the groun 15 minutes, laughing, drewling on the floor.
any awesome stuff like that u wanna share? XD


No, **** off..
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#9
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fvck, we were all eating dinner


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#13
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I don't understand, she ate dog food?


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#15
who cares
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#17
why did she eat it?
The Mitch Clem formula
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
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#18
also how can we see something that is a story what r u 12??
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#20
I just got...

I'm gonna...

"fvck," I can't even...

Just, no.
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#21
Why would you let your mother, the woman that gave you life and brought you into this world after carrying you for 9 months and then pushing you out of her womb while dealing with an unimaginable amount of pain, eat dog food?

You sir, are an ass.
#22
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you are retarded

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#23
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I just got...

I'm gonna...

"fvck," I can't even...

Just, no.


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#24
OMG You Have got to learn how to spell!

****ing hell. Leave now little kid.

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#26
i said, she TOOK the spoon, i told her it was dog food, but she didn't care.
i realy dont care what you guys think, if one of you were to be in my place- you'll LOL hard.
#27
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i said, she TOOK the spoon, i told her it was dog food, but she didn't care.
i realy dont care what you guys think, if one of you were to be in my place- you'll LOL hard.


No, if I was in your place, I would go back to school and learn basic spelling and punctuation.

After such time, I would be sure to tell my mother anytime she was about to consume dog food.
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