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#1
What should I get? I can choose basically whatever I want, but iv'e only been with her for a month so I dont want to be too straight forward. Any ideas?
#2
Her hair. Tell her you want it all, so off with it.
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#5
um, when you can get ANYTHING, she obviously is hinting that she wants sex. otherwise she would specify that it cant be anything sexual.
#7
^ lol wut? Im saying i can choose whatever i want her to do... because i won the bet.
#8
Oh fuck.. Now would be the perfect time to ask for anal.. She'll refuse any other time..

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#9
Do something for her. You'll be greatly rewarded a) because you she lost the bet and b)you did somethign nice for her which she'd have never expected
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#10
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^ lol wut? Im saying i can choose whatever i want her to do... because i won the bet.


Get her something nice and take her out and say "All I want is to spend time with you".

You'll get some.
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#12
Her soul. Bite her neck to make her bleed, and drink her blood until she's all white and numb. Then leave her.
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#14
what he said ^
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#16
yes, I know. so choose nothing, get her a rose, and show her you're not completely immature and maybe sort of a nice guy that maybe cares about her or will care about her maybe in the future.

but what the hell do I know,
just ask for her hair. all of it. and ask for you to be able to cut it off while you're riding her like a donkey.
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Her soul. Bite her neck to make her bleed, and drink her blood until she's all white and numb. Fap then rape or vice versa. Then leave her.


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#19
PUT lT IN HER POOPER!!
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#20
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Her hair. Tell her you want it all, so off with it.


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#21
Strap-on.

The rest writes itself.


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#22
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Get her something nice and take her out and say "All I want is to spend time with you".

You'll get some.

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#24
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#25
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um, when you can get ANYTHING, she obviously is hinting that she wants sex. otherwise she would specify that it cant be anything sexual.



What he said.
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#27
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dudes this guy is 9 years old...................



Wow....


...still...


...you better say sex.
#29
If a girl say something like that , it can be two thing
1.) she want you to ask her sex
2.) it's a test to see if you will ask for sex

of course, girl = non-understandable, so go for ''make her a good surprise'' then ask her to spend a romantic time with her .. and if it and the first type of girl : 1 if it was the second type of girl : good time without sex
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#30
don't listen to these these sex driven 14 year olds that are saying "go for the sex!" and shit like that.. show her you care for her and get her somthing really nice or take her out on a date and show her a really nice time treat her with respect and be a gentlemen
#33
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I can choose basically whatever I want

Some people are so stupid they need a good slap.
If she claimed you could have "basically whatever you want", don't bells start ringing in your head at what she may just be hinting at????
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#34
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Wtf? What do you mean im 9 years old?

being born in 1999 generally means you're 9 years old.
#35
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Wtf? What do you mean im 9 years old?



your profile says "Birthday : November 30, 1999"

if its wrong then my bad lol
#38
You should ask her to go hiking with you. Tell her it'll be romantic, that you guys can have a picnic in the woods or on a mountain--just you, her, and nature.
Then, while you're atop the mountain all alone, rip her clothes off. She'll scream--at this point, whip the dirty gym socks out of your backpack and plunge them into her mouth. Tie her to a tree with her stomach against the bark and make your bear call, alerting all local area bears that there is fresh ass for the taking. Get our your camera and enjoy the show.

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Last edited by Jett Diamond at Oct 27, 2008,
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